"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey, I just thought of a great C/F opener (a cant miss Dong Fu special)

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This one is for clubs and parties

Here's what you will need

1. A $20 bill
2. A $1 bill
3. Some scotch tape
4. A copy of the Mystery Method

Anyone figured this out yet, okay, here it goes

You approach your target, sitting is preferred.

Opening line goes something like this:

"I just wanted to share with you ladies that it is rumored that there are PUA's in the club tonight, and I just wanted to prepare you with a little foreknowledge of the tricks they might be trying to pull on you." Glance around the club as if you are suspicious, then turn back to them and smile. Explain what a PUA is if necessary.

Now say "Let me show you something."

Take the $1 bill and tape it to her shirt, or on her inner thigh if you want escalate some faster kino. If you're really brave you could escalate kino and complience test at the same time by attempting to tape it to her breast. Say, "for this too really work I need to tape it to your breast,"

Now tape the $20 on yourself. Or, even better, ask her to use one of her $20 and tape it to yourself.

Continue dialoge and rapport building as you do this. Maybe ask if she has figured out what you are doing. If not, you could say something like, "A little slow, huh," as a neg.

When your done, ask her what you have just done. Likely she'll have no idea, so now you tell her: "I have just demonstrated Higher Value."

Now she's really gonna be confused and/or think your an idiot. No worries. That's why you have a copy of the book.

Remove the money, and as you hand her back her $20, if she had one, hold it so she cant grab it from you the first time. Look at her and say something like, "I'm almost considering letting you buy me a drink with this" :crackup: C/F opportunity.

Now flip to the DHV part of the book, and read her a paragraph or two. Interest should be growing fast now.

Now, you will continue to speak about techniques in the book, commenting on how ridiculous it is that guys resort to that sort of thing.

At some point, she may accuse you of being a PUA. If this happens, clarify that you are a DJ, or in my case a Penis Salesman. ANd you could go into some DJ or PS philosophy that demonstrates to her that you know exactly how to handle women.

I can think of many variations of this. The opportunities are endless. Anyway, you get the idea, I hope.

ONE DONG TO RULE THEM ALL

IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha nice idea, but that would probably never work... maybe if you're really good though :p
 

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
haha nice idea, but that would probably never work... maybe if you're really good though :p
This will work perfectly - I plan on using it, and i'll try to film it and put up the video so you can see it as I imagine it. Of course you'd have to try somewhere else since your only 15. ANd it will not work on young girls 18 and under.
 

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You are like penn and teller here, you are still a magician, she knows that you are a magician but in the end of it you explain her the trick and show her the trick and tell her that you are not a magician but the a real wizard??!!

You are putting way too much effort into something that should be very simple.
 

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Dongfu said:
This will work perfectly - I plan on using it, and i'll try to film it and put up the video so you can see it as I imagine it. Of course you'd have to try somewhere else since your only 15. ANd it will not work on young girls 18 and under.
Yeah the only problem here is you left out the place where you create attraction, get #s, not look retarded, etc.

It's too complicated for my simple mind, but I'll enjoy seeing the video when you're done lol.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DJDamage said:
You are like penn and teller here, you are still a magician, she knows that you are a magician but in the end of it you explain her the trick and show her the trick and tell her that you are not a magician but the a real wizard??!!

You are putting way too much effort into something that should be very simple.
This is about having fun and not finding the easiest way. Easy gets old after a while.
 

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
Yeah the only problem here is you left out the place where you create attraction, get #s, not look retarded, etc.
I cant hold your hand through every step. I'll leave the attraction part, etc. to you guys.
 

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Dongfu said:
I cant hold your hand through every step. I'll leave the attraction part, etc. to you guys.
Ok. Just don't be expecting to get laid or anything because you're gonna seem like an escaped patient.
 

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Dongfu said:
This one is for clubs and parties

Here's what you will need

1. A $20 bill
2. A $1 bill
3. Some scotch tape
4. A copy of the Mystery Method

Anyone figured this out yet, okay, here it goes

You approach your target, sitting is preferred.

Opening line goes something like this:

"I just wanted to share with you ladies that it is rumored that there are PUA's in the club tonight, and I just wanted to prepare you with a little foreknowledge of the tricks they might be trying to pull on you." Glance around the club as if you are suspicious, then turn back to them and smile. Explain what a PUA is if necessary.

Now say "Let me show you something."

Take the $1 bill and tape it to her shirt, or on her inner thigh if you want escalate some faster kino. If you're really brave you could escalate kino and complience test at the same time by attempting to tape it to her breast. Say, "for this too really work I need to tape it to your breast,"

Now tape the $20 on yourself. Or, even better, ask her to use one of her $20 and tape it to yourself.

Continue dialoge and rapport building as you do this. Maybe ask if she has figured out what you are doing. If not, you could say something like, "A little slow, huh," as a neg.

When your done, ask her what you have just done. Likely she'll have no idea, so now you tell her: "I have just demonstrated Higher Value."

Now she's really gonna be confused and/or think your an idiot. No worries. That's why you have a copy of the book.

Remove the money, and as you hand her back her $20, if she had one, hold it so she cant grab it from you the first time. Look at her and say something like, "I'm almost considering letting you buy me a drink with this" :crackup: C/F opportunity.

Now flip to the DHV part of the book, and read her a paragraph or two. Interest should be growing fast now.

Now, you will continue to speak about techniques in the book, commenting on how ridiculous it is that guys resort to that sort of thing.

At some point, she may accuse you of being a PUA. If this happens, clarify that you are a DJ, or in my case a Penis Salesman. ANd you could go into some DJ or PS philosophy that demonstrates to her that you know exactly how to handle women.

I can think of many variations of this. The opportunities are endless. Anyway, you get the idea, I hope.

ONE DONG TO RULE THEM ALL

IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN
Or you could just say hi
 

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ligyron said:
Or you could just say hi
Wow, really!!!! Why didn't I think of that?? Never mind the post guys!! I'm going to find a girl to say hi to. . . yahoo!!!! :rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ohhh or maybe you could say:

"Howdy Doodly Do Neighbor"...Ha?!!!! O-yea!
 

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Dongfu said:
This one is for clubs and parties

Here's what you will need

1. A $20 bill
2. A $1 bill
3. Some scotch tape
4. A copy of the Mystery Method

Anyone figured this out yet, okay, here it goes

You approach your target, sitting is preferred.

Opening line goes something like this:

"I just wanted to share with you ladies that it is rumored that there are PUA's in the club tonight, and I just wanted to prepare you with a little foreknowledge of the tricks they might be trying to pull on you." Glance around the club as if you are suspicious, then turn back to them and smile. Explain what a PUA is if necessary.

Now say "Let me show you something."

Take the $1 bill and tape it to her shirt, or on her inner thigh if you want escalate some faster kino. If you're really brave you could escalate kino and complience test at the same time by attempting to tape it to her breast. Say, "for this too really work I need to tape it to your breast,"

Now tape the $20 on yourself. Or, even better, ask her to use one of her $20 and tape it to yourself.

Continue dialoge and rapport building as you do this. Maybe ask if she has figured out what you are doing. If not, you could say something like, "A little slow, huh," as a neg.

When your done, ask her what you have just done. Likely she'll have no idea, so now you tell her: "I have just demonstrated Higher Value."

Now she's really gonna be confused and/or think your an idiot. No worries. That's why you have a copy of the book.

Remove the money, and as you hand her back her $20, if she had one, hold it so she cant grab it from you the first time. Look at her and say something like, "I'm almost considering letting you buy me a drink with this" :crackup: C/F opportunity.

Now flip to the DHV part of the book, and read her a paragraph or two. Interest should be growing fast now.

Now, you will continue to speak about techniques in the book, commenting on how ridiculous it is that guys resort to that sort of thing.

At some point, she may accuse you of being a PUA. If this happens, clarify that you are a DJ, or in my case a Penis Salesman. ANd you could go into some DJ or PS philosophy that demonstrates to her that you know exactly how to handle women.

I can think of many variations of this. The opportunities are endless. Anyway, you get the idea, I hope.

ONE DONG TO RULE THEM ALL

IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN
Actually, that sounds like it would REALLY fun and quite hilarious to see the reactions that girls would get. You just have to find women that would actually "get" it. If you don't they might just pass you off because they're clueless, until you read it directly from the book and at that point they would probably get bored.
It does sounds like something that would be a lot of fun, though, if you can find a girl who has the intelligence and sense of humour to participate.

Go ahead and let me know if you do a video of this, or at least give us a field report, I would LOVE to hear how that works. (might even try it myself after I get a few more approaches under my belt)
 

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Jukeboxhero said:
It does sounds like something that would be a lot of fun, though, if you can find a girl who has the intelligence and sense of humour to participate.
I dont mess with the ones who wouldnt think it's funny. Keep you posted :woo:
 

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
Ok. Just don't be expecting to get laid or anything because you're gonna seem like an escaped patient.
GWA, shush man. You've never gotten laid so stop acting the part by pretending to be some master PUA. This is a reoccuring theme, you post and someone always argues with you because you don't know what you're talking about.
 

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
Ok. Just don't be expecting to get laid or anything because you're gonna seem like an escaped patient.
I am, I escaped the hor matrix :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ElStud said:
GWA, shush man. You've never gotten laid so stop acting the part by pretending to be some master PUA. This is a reoccuring theme, you post and someone always argues with you because you don't know what you're talking about.
Never said I did... And let me know when someone besides you argues with me.
 

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Dongfu said:
Now, you will continue to speak about techniques in the book, commenting on how ridiculous it is that guys resort to that sort of thing.
I thought this bit was amusing, since that's exactly what he's trying to do, only now he's also pointing himself out at the same time.

:down:
 

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abcd_z said:
I thought this bit was amusing, since that's exactly what he's trying to do, only now he's also pointing himself out at the same time.

:down:
Forgive me for being a little slow. I dont quite understand your point. Can you explain a little better. Thanks.
 

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I simulated this situation in my head, and I can see it happening. The truth is a lot of things can work if you do the right things. I'm predicting people here are picturing this situation to fail from the start.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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