"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hey guys, I'm in a coffee shop across from 3

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jailbaits. They're all giving me looks even though I'm almost thrice their age. What should I do now? I'm trying to ignore them and it's making it worse. She won't stop looking at me. This is sick. All they're doing is talking (gossiping) about people they hate (one of them looks like drew barrymore - all 3 are budding movie starlets however). They are probably 14 or 15 I'd guess. I have instant prizability with my stop-in-tracks good looks; therefore, they won't get up and leave. What to do...I think I'm gonna move. Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jailbait is a joke...steer clear...not only are they children but you're not gonna get anywhere even if they weren't since there's 3 of them...I'm 25 and personally find chicks 21 and under to be immature as hell still...met a few 20 year olds that were cool. First 6 months I don't deal w/21 year old chicks since they're too buzy boozing unless you just want the quick p00n
 
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Br' Brian said:
jailbaits. They're all giving me looks even though I'm almost thrice their age. What should I do now? I'm trying to ignore them and it's making it worse. She won't stop looking at me. This is sick. All they're doing is talking (gossiping) about people they hate (one of them looks like drew barrymore - all 3 are budding movie starlets however). They are probably 14 or 15 I'd guess. I have instant prizability with my stop-in-tracks good looks; therefore, they won't get up and leave. What to do...I think I'm gonna move. Thanks.
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lol... this line got me.....instant prizability...like a golden Buddha?
 
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I'm almost thrice their age
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well then since you "THRICE" there age you should KNOW better, then to get involve when young UNDER-AGE teenage girls.


She won't stop looking at me.
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she is probably wondering why the f!ck this creepy old man keeps WATCHING us.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I agree. That was creepy. I have in the past year been punched in the arm, flirted with, by two 19 and 20 year old gals, and they were kind of a turn-off because of their naivete, and it was soo easy to neg them, turn my back on them whatever because I Really wasn't attracted on a personality level, but I could imagine that the sex would kind of rock and they would kind of Owe me for it (for making them into a real woman for having been with a real man). One I see every week now but in two weeks I'll never see her again, but I've had my hand on her ass a couple of times (first time accidentally) and she was without-a-doubt aroused and still is aroused/nervous everytime she sees me (really makes her look goofy, I actually feel sorry for her). Her name is Zoe. I'm 31 years old so I guess thrice was an exageration and I definately RUN from such situations and it's really not fair because an older woman pursued by a younger guy would probably not be as toublesome to the older woman (to where she has to change where she goes and what she does).

Btw, this form is a godsend for me. I just found this ****er. I've studied mostly Swinggcat in depth. The others are new to me but I'm learning.
 
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