Hey advice needed <<<<<<

[Skooled303]

Whatsup everyone. I'm drunk. I dont post here much but I often read the site. Anyways I'm going to a couple frat parties this weekend at UCB and I'm in a bet with my other ****y friend on who can get the most ass. Best lines, tips, mindset advice needed.


This guy i'm in a bet with is a huge douchebag who I want to punch in the face. I might do so if i lose this contest


Background:

I think i'm a 7.5 even 8.
White
5'10
150
Few cool tatoos(arm, chest)

i will use them to my advantage.

but anyways any smooth lines appreciated. or what should i do?! hit on every girl?! be myself? Let chicks come to me???! HELP

 

[OamImrsNemo]

I'm drunk.

I can tell because this makes no sense?

I'm in a bet with my other ****y friend

Okay so he is your friend

This guy i'm in a bet with is a huge douchebag who I want to punch in the face

Wait wait wait...So is he your friend or not?

Few cool tatoos(arm, chest)

i will use them to my advantage.

Wow you are going to use your "cool" tattoos to your advantage? You are going to lose this contest horribly!

Anyway no please do not use pick up lines like "hey wanna see my cool tats babe" while you flex your non existent muscles.

My biggest piece of advice is to read up on the forums read the dj bible and read the book of pook. You will learn what is ****y and funny! which you should use.

Good luck

 

[Skooled303]

I can tell because this makes no sense?

Okay so he is your friend


Wait wait wait...So is he your friend or not?




Wow you are going to use your "cool" tattoos to your advantage? You are going to lose this contest horribly!

Anyway no please do not use pick up lines like "hey wanna see my cool tats babe" while you flex your non existent muscles.

My biggest piece of advice is to read up on the forums read the dj bible and read the book of pook. You will learn what is ****y and funny! which you should use.

Good luck

1.This must make sense because you analyzed every detail.


2. I call everyone my friend. Even my enemies. So beware.


3. Not my friend.

4. Not being arrogant. Just in my history girls love tats. haha anyways thanks for the insight bud. i'll check out the bible

 

[Skooled303]

Sober now

 

[Skooled303]

But hey:rockon:


bong rip before bed yee:yawn:

 

[Skooled303]

You know what **** THIS. I'm goin there with a box of condoms and an 18 pack. haha. Gettin someFASHO..wait for update

 

[falconslax89]

im guessing neither one of you are getting laid...FA SHO!

 

[2crudedudes]

You don't post here much, and from the looks of it, you don't read here much either. Being a DJ is not about "smooth lines" and gimmicks (read: tattoos).