"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whatsup everyone. I'm drunk. I dont post here much but I often read the site. Anyways I'm going to a couple frat parties this weekend at UCB and I'm in a bet with my other ****y friend on who can get the most ass. Best lines, tips, mindset advice needed.


This guy i'm in a bet with is a huge douchebag who I want to punch in the face. I might do so if i lose this contest


Background:

I think i'm a 7.5 even 8.
White
5'10
150
Few cool tatoos(arm, chest)

i will use them to my advantage.

but anyways any smooth lines appreciated. or what should i do?! hit on every girl?! be myself? Let chicks come to me???! HELP
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OamImrsNemo

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I'm drunk.
I can tell because this makes no sense?

I'm in a bet with my other ****y friend
Okay so he is your friend

This guy i'm in a bet with is a huge douchebag who I want to punch in the face
Wait wait wait...So is he your friend or not?


Few cool tatoos(arm, chest)

i will use them to my advantage.
Wow you are going to use your "cool" tattoos to your advantage? You are going to lose this contest horribly!

Anyway no please do not use pick up lines like "hey wanna see my cool tats babe" while you flex your non existent muscles.

My biggest piece of advice is to read up on the forums read the dj bible and read the book of pook. You will learn what is ****y and funny! which you should use.

Good luck
 

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OamImrsNemo said:
I can tell because this makes no sense?

Okay so he is your friend


Wait wait wait...So is he your friend or not?




Wow you are going to use your "cool" tattoos to your advantage? You are going to lose this contest horribly!

Anyway no please do not use pick up lines like "hey wanna see my cool tats babe" while you flex your non existent muscles.

My biggest piece of advice is to read up on the forums read the dj bible and read the book of pook. You will learn what is ****y and funny! which you should use.

Good luck

1.This must make sense because you analyzed every detail.


2. I call everyone my friend. Even my enemies. So beware.


3. Not my friend.

4. Not being arrogant. Just in my history girls love tats. haha anyways thanks for the insight bud. i'll check out the bible
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You know what **** THIS. I'm goin there with a box of condoms and an 18 pack. haha. Gettin someFASHO..wait for update
 

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You don't post here much, and from the looks of it, you don't read here much either. Being a DJ is not about "smooth lines" and gimmicks (read: tattoos).
 
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