"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HETEROFLEXIBLE WOMEN-hot new trend

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In the mid 2000's Britney open mouthed kissed Madonna on live TV. In the summer of 2008 Katie Perry crooned "I kissed a girl.....and I liked it", and a surge of Heteroflexible females wanted to be in the spotlight. There are a few legitimate lesbians and bi-curious chics out there.

These wannabe popular females are a little insecure and crave attention from the opposite sex. A good percentage are willing to do all sorts of things in hopes to score points with men. They typically tongue kiss a member of the same sex for shock value....they just want to get a reaction from men watching. The thinking is "hey look at me, I can be adventurous".......focus your attention on me. It may also be used as a determent for un-wanted attention from men. Gals who do not want to be bothered by certain men, turns to her female friend, makes out in hopes this will truncate any hopes hooking up.

Keep in mind like most hot new trends it's thrilling at first but as time marches on this too will fizzle. Guys have always adored girl on girl action......long live girls gone wild video's. Women often seek validation from men and lets face it sex continues to sell.

When you encounter these "gotta be in da spot light chics" don't be too phased......you could opt for the old cliche` "hey its already been done" or just say "my turn". Enjoy the trend and remember to capture it on your cell-phone.

MJ
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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COD

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i am Katti Perry and I approve of this message


.........get off me COD......sheesh
 

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did I not mention all your points in the original posts (sex sells, attention seekers)

are u guys posting responses because your bored or hung over?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This issue needs to be addressed because I find such behavior by a woman as a lack of mental stability or self-control, something of which I would never consider marrying. So she struck out with me and my money when she stoops to such stupid ploys. Damnation, hell and all that great stuff will be upon her in mine eyes. I'd never kiss a guy to get another woman's attention.
 
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