"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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he's a virgin!

chili kat

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Originally posted by AIR-PILOT
Take out your goods and stick it in her mouth, that outta shut her up.
I actually knew a guy that did something like that once.

This girl kept teasing my friend that he had a small ****, just day after day, you know? So one day were hanging in the living room and she gets started on the small **** thing again. Now, she's sitting on the floor, back up against the couch as this goes on for a while. He decided to hit the bathroom. So were all BSing and out of nowhere he comes out, kind of like from behind her because the bathroom is down the hall, and before she knew it she was literally getting slapped accross the face with his shlong. And he's yelling, "How fvcking small is THAT, huh *****?!"

She jumped right up, bolted for the bedroom and locked the door. Wouldn't come out for 2 hours. I couldn't believe he actually went through with it. Talked about doing it for days.

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As for the thread topic, I've had a girl or two pull this crap on me even though they knew very well I was no virgin. I didn't say a damn word. Just smiled like I thought it was funny and moved on.
 

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And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

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She jumped right up, bolted for the bedroom and locked the door. Wouldn't come out for 2 hours. I couldn't believe he actually went through with it. Talked about doing it for days.
WOW.

I have NO comment for that.
 

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yeah the best thing to do is to show her u don't care. she'll see that her comments have no affect on u and she'll give it up soon.
 

Lost In Translation

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i think the girl likes you and she is wanting you to make a move

and as you are not giving it to her she is trying ******** reverse psychology on you

when a chick wants to hook up with you and she thinks it's obvious

she doesn't understand

so she will say " are you gay ? " or " you are shy "

or some crap like that

i think she is speaking in ******** loud and clear

DO SOMETHING WITH ME

THIS GUY IS A VIRGIN !!!

that explains why he hasn't foddled my breasts

think about it...


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

Reborn Don Juan

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Look at the crowd when she says it, and go, "I just told her that so I could fuck her." ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dannyc

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Originally posted by chili kat
I actually knew a guy that did something like that once.

This girl kept teasing my friend that he had a small ****, just day after day, you know? So one day were hanging in the living room and she gets started on the small **** thing again. Now, she's sitting on the floor, back up against the couch as this goes on for a while. He decided to hit the bathroom. So were all BSing and out of nowhere he comes out, kind of like from behind her because the bathroom is down the hall, and before she knew it she was literally getting slapped accross the face with his shlong. And he's yelling, "How fvcking small is THAT, huh *****?!"

She jumped right up, bolted for the bedroom and locked the door. Wouldn't come out for 2 hours. I couldn't believe he actually went through with it. Talked about doing it for days.

*************************************************

As for the thread topic, I've had a girl or two pull this crap on me even though they knew very well I was no virgin. I didn't say a damn word. Just smiled like I thought it was funny and moved on.
:crackup: :crackup:
 
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