"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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he's a virgin!

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Originally posted by AIR-PILOT
Take out your goods and stick it in her mouth, that outta shut her up.
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I actually knew a guy that did something like that once.

This girl kept teasing my friend that he had a small ****, just day after day, you know? So one day were hanging in the living room and she gets started on the small **** thing again. Now, she's sitting on the floor, back up against the couch as this goes on for a while. He decided to hit the bathroom. So were all BSing and out of nowhere he comes out, kind of like from behind her because the bathroom is down the hall, and before she knew it she was literally getting slapped accross the face with his shlong. And he's yelling, "How fvcking small is THAT, huh *****?!"

She jumped right up, bolted for the bedroom and locked the door. Wouldn't come out for 2 hours. I couldn't believe he actually went through with it. Talked about doing it for days.

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As for the thread topic, I've had a girl or two pull this crap on me even though they knew very well I was no virgin. I didn't say a damn word. Just smiled like I thought it was funny and moved on.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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She jumped right up, bolted for the bedroom and locked the door. Wouldn't come out for 2 hours. I couldn't believe he actually went through with it. Talked about doing it for days.
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WOW.

I have NO comment for that.
 
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yeah the best thing to do is to show her u don't care. she'll see that her comments have no affect on u and she'll give it up soon.
 
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i think the girl likes you and she is wanting you to make a move

and as you are not giving it to her she is trying ******** reverse psychology on you

when a chick wants to hook up with you and she thinks it's obvious

she doesn't understand

so she will say " are you gay ? " or " you are shy "

or some crap like that

i think she is speaking in ******** loud and clear

DO SOMETHING WITH ME

THIS GUY IS A VIRGIN !!!

that explains why he hasn't foddled my breasts

think about it...


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**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 
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Look at the crowd when she says it, and go, "I just told her that so I could fuck her." ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by chili kat
I actually knew a guy that did something like that once.

This girl kept teasing my friend that he had a small ****, just day after day, you know? So one day were hanging in the living room and she gets started on the small **** thing again. Now, she's sitting on the floor, back up against the couch as this goes on for a while. He decided to hit the bathroom. So were all BSing and out of nowhere he comes out, kind of like from behind her because the bathroom is down the hall, and before she knew it she was literally getting slapped accross the face with his shlong. And he's yelling, "How fvcking small is THAT, huh *****?!"

She jumped right up, bolted for the bedroom and locked the door. Wouldn't come out for 2 hours. I couldn't believe he actually went through with it. Talked about doing it for days.

*************************************************

As for the thread topic, I've had a girl or two pull this crap on me even though they knew very well I was no virgin. I didn't say a damn word. Just smiled like I thought it was funny and moved on.
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