"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hernia or groin pull?

MrLuvr

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What are the symptoms of hernia vs a groin pull or something?

After some dead lifts, I started getting pain in the groin area. It seems more part of the upper thigh. But, I am also getting pain at the base of the pubic bone. It has been a couple of weeks and while the pain goes away after a while, if I exert myself again it comes back.

I guess I should see a doctor. But, i am wondering whether I have developed a hernia.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Frink'

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I think a hernia is when the intestin goes through the abdominal wall, but my english isn't the best, so I might have explained it wrong. Anyways, you probobly just pulled your groin. Do you have a lump in your abs that shouldnt be there? Also, dont use a belt when you lift. Alot of people get hernia cause of belt use.
 

joekerr31

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you should probably just google this.

but the above poster is correct. a hernia is when your part of your stomach pushes out furthr than the rest. looks kind of like a water pocket in the skin on your stomach.

so your issue is either a groin pull or you have the homogay gene and this is the beginning of your transformation - like a caterpilla that blossoms into an *ss f*cking butterfly.

anyway, if you find yourself suddenly attracted to men's *sses then its probably not a groin pull.
 
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