"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Here's One For The "Do Not Do" Section

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Here's two examples that illustrate two things.

One; stop texting like a complete tool to try and try and try to win your target girl over. If there is no attraction on her part you will fail no matter what you type and send her. Leave her the fųck alone if she doesn't dig you. Next her. Learn to sense that just as much as if she shows high levels of interest. With that, see specimen A:

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y509/VladPatton/Chumpism/imagejpeg_3.jpg

Second; girls will laugh and share your stupid texts via various social media outlets and friends all in the name to get a good snicker out of your horrible texting game. Stop being persistent when you sense bad chemistry. Learn to read the signs. I submit specimen B:

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y509/VladPatton/Chumpism/imagejpeg_2.jpg

It's not difficult, men. Just stop over-texting and use it sparingly and wisely. And for cryin out loud realize that all that ṣhit can be relayed for her personal laugh in a matter or minutes. These two examples were rampant on Twitter in a matter of hours for the world to see. Not to mention I'm sure it went to personal contacts as well.

I don't know details of what this chick did with this guy, but by looking at these pitiful texts, he is a bonafide AFC regardless.

Thought you gents may enjoy this. Your perspectives are welcomed.

Keep cool.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I first thought that it was the guy with the short texts, and all I could think is - that guy is playing this super-chill, why is this a bad example? That girl can't stop chasing him!

Then it hit me.
 
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Plutoman said:
I first thought that it was the guy with the short texts, and all I could think is - that guy is playing this super-chill, why is this a bad example? That girl can't stop chasing him!

Then it hit me.
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LOL I thought exactly the same thing at first.
 
VladPatton

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LOL The girl is the Green Texts!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Plutoman said:
I first thought that it was the guy with the short texts, and all I could think is - that guy is playing this super-chill, why is this a bad example? That girl can't stop chasing him!

Then it hit me.
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Haha, been there, done that.
 
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