"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I just bought Her Pleasure condoms. Are these any good for her really or was it a waste?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ahah, thry are for just incase. Wasnt sure if it was a ripoff or not is all.
 
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sparky0000 said:
16 year old little boys having sex is just creepy. No wonder America is so screwed up. What scares me even more is what kind of girl would even want anything to do with a 16 year old boy? Only in America! No wonder the girls walk like ducks and think flip-flops are fashionable in America.

Scariest thing of all is that the same guys who call some "pervs" on here will now be giving him advice.
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Good thing america is the only place where 16 year old boys have sex.

Jackass.
 
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Someone did not get laid in his teens...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They suck.
It constantly feels like they are slipping off and it rubs in a kind of painful way
 
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Ok, for the last time its just incase. Better safe than sorry right? If they really do suck i'll get new ones.
 
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The best single investment you can make is probably a good lube like Astroglide.
 
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I was getting them for std's and kids. Astroglide wont help that. Although i'll look into it. I'm getting the vibe that her pleasure arn't good so ill get new ones, thats all I wanted to know. Thanks for the help.
 
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navyseal2101 said:
.... Are these any good for her really or was it a waste?
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Sorry, I thought you were asking how to make it better. :whistle: :rolleyes:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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No problem, saves me another post that starts people saying im too young lol. Also I kind of was, just trying to see how they compared to other condoms though.
 
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sparky0000 said:
16 year old little boys having sex is just creepy. No wonder America is so screwed up. What scares me even more is what kind of girl would even want anything to do with a 16 year old boy? Only in America! No wonder the girls walk like ducks and think flip-flops are fashionable in America.

Scariest thing of all is that the same guys who call some "pervs" on here will now be giving him advice.
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I was having sex when I was 16, douchebag. Take all that pent up animosity somewhere else. We can't help it that American girls don't like your ass...
 
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Bible_Belt said:
maybe a 16 year old girl?
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NO...that's impossible! ....:eek:

I haven't tried the her pleasure condoms. I personally like the lambskin natural feel. They are expensive but feel like your not wearing anything. Though other latex condoms give less sensation that might make you last longer.
 
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Personally I find that a little lube inside AND outside the condom makes things a lot smoother ... er, well, yeah.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yeah, he and that dude who is always *****ing about Ukraine are just two attention hores saying the same old tired azz thing.
 
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One comedian made me laugh with the sentence below.

Some Comedian said:
I buy ribbed for her pleasure condoms, but wear them inside out cos im a selfish bastard
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Haha @Juanalot. Thanks again for the help. Yea they are incase, for the 3rd time. I don't plan on doing it too soon, but they're good to 2011, so I have time. I got all the info I need so no need to have this thread anymore. Thanks again.
 
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Dark Chivalry said:
Yeah, he and that dude who is always *****ing about Ukraine are just two attention hores saying the same old tired azz thing.
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And you are just a plain hor!!!
 
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