"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just bought Her Pleasure condoms. Are these any good for her really or was it a waste?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ahah, thry are for just incase. Wasnt sure if it was a ripoff or not is all.
 
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sparky0000 said:
16 year old little boys having sex is just creepy. No wonder America is so screwed up. What scares me even more is what kind of girl would even want anything to do with a 16 year old boy? Only in America! No wonder the girls walk like ducks and think flip-flops are fashionable in America.

Scariest thing of all is that the same guys who call some "pervs" on here will now be giving him advice.
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Good thing america is the only place where 16 year old boys have sex.

Jackass.
 
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Someone did not get laid in his teens...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They suck.
It constantly feels like they are slipping off and it rubs in a kind of painful way
 
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Ok, for the last time its just incase. Better safe than sorry right? If they really do suck i'll get new ones.
 
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The best single investment you can make is probably a good lube like Astroglide.
 
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I was getting them for std's and kids. Astroglide wont help that. Although i'll look into it. I'm getting the vibe that her pleasure arn't good so ill get new ones, thats all I wanted to know. Thanks for the help.
 
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navyseal2101 said:
.... Are these any good for her really or was it a waste?
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Sorry, I thought you were asking how to make it better. :whistle: :rolleyes:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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No problem, saves me another post that starts people saying im too young lol. Also I kind of was, just trying to see how they compared to other condoms though.
 
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sparky0000 said:
16 year old little boys having sex is just creepy. No wonder America is so screwed up. What scares me even more is what kind of girl would even want anything to do with a 16 year old boy? Only in America! No wonder the girls walk like ducks and think flip-flops are fashionable in America.

Scariest thing of all is that the same guys who call some "pervs" on here will now be giving him advice.
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I was having sex when I was 16, douchebag. Take all that pent up animosity somewhere else. We can't help it that American girls don't like your ass...
 
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Bible_Belt said:
maybe a 16 year old girl?
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NO...that's impossible! ....:eek:

I haven't tried the her pleasure condoms. I personally like the lambskin natural feel. They are expensive but feel like your not wearing anything. Though other latex condoms give less sensation that might make you last longer.
 
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Personally I find that a little lube inside AND outside the condom makes things a lot smoother ... er, well, yeah.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeah, he and that dude who is always *****ing about Ukraine are just two attention hores saying the same old tired azz thing.
 
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One comedian made me laugh with the sentence below.

Some Comedian said:
I buy ribbed for her pleasure condoms, but wear them inside out cos im a selfish bastard
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Haha @Juanalot. Thanks again for the help. Yea they are incase, for the 3rd time. I don't plan on doing it too soon, but they're good to 2011, so I have time. I got all the info I need so no need to have this thread anymore. Thanks again.
 
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Dark Chivalry said:
Yeah, he and that dude who is always *****ing about Ukraine are just two attention hores saying the same old tired azz thing.
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And you are just a plain hor!!!
 
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