"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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her period... what the fùck?!

Jay-X

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10 days ago, my girlfriend told me that she felt like she was about to have her rags (she was on her 22th day). a week ago, i asked if she was on her period, but she told me that just very little blood had come out and that it meant that she was just ovulating. is it normal to ovulate 20+ days after the period?! now, she's 6 days later on her period, but i really believe that that blood was simply her period and she didn't recognize it. is it possible?

note: her period is always irregular... once i had to wait more than a week after the regular 28days...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oooosh

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I just wouldn't get involved ;)

Leave her to the messy stuff...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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bootlegger

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Alot of women are irregular.

Get a towel, lay her down, and do your business. Then take a shower. No big deal.
 

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sh1t, she's like on her 35th day and still no period! she's pretty irregular...
 

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she's not fùckin pregnant!

she's not pregnant!!! lukily yesterday her period finally came, 20 days later than it should have come!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is why there is this invention called "condoms."
 

Jay-X

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man, we used a condom when we had vaginal sex... we didn't use it for anal, but just because you can't get pregnant by anal
 
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