"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Her P is kinda loose though....

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Originally posted by Hollowpoint

Sounds like you have not searched it up online, please do. Educate yourself.
I did, hence the reply.....I meant the word sounded innocent.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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bfl:

one inch girth sounds to low. Girth means length around, not diameter which sounds like what you've measured.

If your diameter is 1.5 inches then Circumference= 2*PI*.75 = 4.7 inches which is close to average. But it's not exact because penis is not a perfect circle but more elliptical.

For an accurate measurment, take a piece of string and wrap it around your erect manhood once. Mark the point where the wrapped string meets its start. Measure the string from start to the mark & you will get accurate circumference of your penis.
 

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: ninja edit
 
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