Her birthday

[Themanthatcan]

Ok. This is pretty cut and dry, guys. I was chatting with a girl via email and she asked me what I was going to get her for her birthday. Of course, I don't want to tell her what I'm getting her. I'll be honest-I'm not in a very witty mood right now. I need a sarcastic funny retort that will give her a little laugh but won't give away what I got her.

I've thought of these so far, but they arn't exactly funny.:

Nothing.
A wink and a smile.

 

[Themanthatcan]

Anything?

 

[Themanthatcan]

Or how about "A wink and a smile, an autograph, and a picture with yours truely. "

 

[musclyjerk]

Chatting with a girl?

Are you in a relationship with this girl? If not, tell her nothing and get her nothing.

The Muscly Jerk

 

[michaelhctam]

Chatting with a girl?

Are you in a relationship with this girl? If not, tell her nothing and get her nothing.

The Muscly Jerk

Ditto.

 

[ChrizZ]

anti-folding cream

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Chatting with a girl?

Are you in a relationship with this girl? If not, tell her nothing and get her nothing.

The Muscly Jerk

x3

and if u in a relationship think about things she likes or likes to do, not just buy her some jewelry just cause. Like if she likes a certain food or restaurant or, she likes backrubs give her one, she like the park set up lunch there, she got a fav movie how it on dvd at yo place have some strawberries and cream then visit the bedroom for dessert That way u aint spending much and the gift means something other than look at how much i spent on you.After her birthday dont do that again, have that be a real rare treat somethin to remember, u do it alot and its not special and just gets boring

if not in relationship then nothing, i also like the autographed pic of yourself idea thats some funny stuff

 

[Themanthatcan]

x3

and if u in a relationship think about things she likes or likes to do, not just buy her some jewelry just cause. Like if she likes a certain food or restaurant or, she likes backrubs give her one, she like the park set up lunch there, she got a fav movie how it on dvd at yo place have some strawberries and cream then visit the bedroom for dessert That way u aint spending much and the gift means something other than look at how much i spent on you.After her birthday dont do that again, have that be a real rare treat somethin to remember, u do it alot and its not special and just gets boring

if not in relationship then nothing, i also like the autographed pic of yourself idea thats some funny stuff

XD I was about to post that idea.I'm an artist too so I drew her a flawless picture of her favorate actress, and I'm going to give her an autographed pic of me. But the point is- What do I tell her I'm getting her?

 

[qweretyuiopas]

But the point is- What do I tell her I'm getting her?

Tell her its a surprise duh lol no need to make up something to tell her just say its a surprise.

Yeah thats another idea if u have a talent like that being an artist doing something like that is cool, plus it shows her how good u are. Now me im a chef so Id cook for her, cause I love it and im good at it

*edit woo 500th post only took me about a year and a half