"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Helpful tanning product

Eternal

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Hey guys, if any of you have trouble tanning, here is something to test out.

Coppertone Dry Tanning Oil.

It's not an "instant tanning" product, so you don't get orange or streaky (except the tan lines,) and it only works if you go outside in the sun for a while.

It also has different levels of sunscreen in it (though very low levels) so you can get either 2, 4, 6, 8, or higher I believe.

If you have a hard time tanning, give it a try...Got nothing to lose because it's also relatively cheap and it's a spray on.

You can rub it in if you want after you spray it on and it does help some. Also, be careful spraying it on your feet...Get any on the floor and it's slippery! As a plus though, it's non-pore clogging, so you won't get ance from it.

Anyone else tried it too?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gingerness.

Just wondering about being ginger (as i am) and tanning, dunno where to start so any help is cool.
 

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Eternal I have lost some respect for you!!

I hope this isn't your coming out of the closet thread!! You're not a h0mo are you?? :eek:
Hell no, I'm just sick of looking like Casper. Plus, I finally found a way to get a tan and not burn (like I usually tend to do...)
 
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Of all the manly things to post about -- you pick this topic???:rolleyes:

No wonder you are against me!!!!
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Of all the manly things to post about -- you pick this topic???:rolleyes:

No wonder you are against me!!!!
Sorry, but I really couldn't think of a way to grow hair out your *ss...:rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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