"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Helpful tanning product

Eternal

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Hey guys, if any of you have trouble tanning, here is something to test out.

Coppertone Dry Tanning Oil.

It's not an "instant tanning" product, so you don't get orange or streaky (except the tan lines,) and it only works if you go outside in the sun for a while.

It also has different levels of sunscreen in it (though very low levels) so you can get either 2, 4, 6, 8, or higher I believe.

If you have a hard time tanning, give it a try...Got nothing to lose because it's also relatively cheap and it's a spray on.

You can rub it in if you want after you spray it on and it does help some. Also, be careful spraying it on your feet...Get any on the floor and it's slippery! As a plus though, it's non-pore clogging, so you won't get ance from it.

Anyone else tried it too?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gingerness.

Just wondering about being ginger (as i am) and tanning, dunno where to start so any help is cool.
 

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Eternal I have lost some respect for you!!

I hope this isn't your coming out of the closet thread!! You're not a h0mo are you?? :eek:
Hell no, I'm just sick of looking like Casper. Plus, I finally found a way to get a tan and not burn (like I usually tend to do...)
 
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Of all the manly things to post about -- you pick this topic???:rolleyes:

No wonder you are against me!!!!
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Of all the manly things to post about -- you pick this topic???:rolleyes:

No wonder you are against me!!!!
Sorry, but I really couldn't think of a way to grow hair out your *ss...:rolleyes:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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