"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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im a naturally ****y person but i am struggle with the funny an was wondering if u guys got a few ****y/funny linesw you use with success to get me goin in the right direction
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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dude just crack on her. if things are going slow with a convo i just look for something unique about her and say like "nice jacket...i think my grandma owns the same one" and just start busting. technically u dont have to be "funny" just be a wit and point out things about her that wont hurt her like u know be offending but jsut playful.
 
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i like your hair.... it makes your head look normal
i like your shirt.... it woudl look better in white tho
those shoes are beautiful, ill bet they looked great when they were new
ect ect. :woo:
 
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I know alot of chicks who are great but really have trouble with keeping a conversation with someone as great as yours truly(me) and I will usually say that they can't keep conversation but I will forgive them afterwords. lo. For some reason forgiving a chick works grea to start up a convo. Try it sometime. But you sincerely have to forgive them and say it like you mean it. Just expiriment around with that one. Of course some *****es will get mad or something. lol
 
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Does anyone else find these ****y+funny too corny to use?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I am naturally funny and ****y so I don't actually consider what I am doing but he asked for help.lol.
 
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Originally posted by bud_2005
Does anyone else find these ****y+funny too corny to use?
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It won't be if you pull it off right, there's really only one girl I like doing cf and it works great, so much so that I said too her one night "right now I don't want a relationship I just want to fool around with you" (not cf but several things wrong just saying this along but I didn't care about her or even getting together) well after I said that she got into the "do you believe in love etc etc" I dunno it's weird but I bust cf on her all the time
 
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