"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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help with ****y+funny

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mvp21

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im a naturally ****y person but i am struggle with the funny an was wondering if u guys got a few ****y/funny linesw you use with success to get me goin in the right direction
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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dude just crack on her. if things are going slow with a convo i just look for something unique about her and say like "nice jacket...i think my grandma owns the same one" and just start busting. technically u dont have to be "funny" just be a wit and point out things about her that wont hurt her like u know be offending but jsut playful.
 

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i like your hair.... it makes your head look normal
i like your shirt.... it woudl look better in white tho
those shoes are beautiful, ill bet they looked great when they were new
ect ect. :woo:
 

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I know alot of chicks who are great but really have trouble with keeping a conversation with someone as great as yours truly(me) and I will usually say that they can't keep conversation but I will forgive them afterwords. lo. For some reason forgiving a chick works grea to start up a convo. Try it sometime. But you sincerely have to forgive them and say it like you mean it. Just expiriment around with that one. Of course some *****es will get mad or something. lol
 

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Does anyone else find these ****y+funny too corny to use?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I am naturally funny and ****y so I don't actually consider what I am doing but he asked for help.lol.
 

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Originally posted by bud_2005
Does anyone else find these ****y+funny too corny to use?
It won't be if you pull it off right, there's really only one girl I like doing cf and it works great, so much so that I said too her one night "right now I don't want a relationship I just want to fool around with you" (not cf but several things wrong just saying this along but I didn't care about her or even getting together) well after I said that she got into the "do you believe in love etc etc" I dunno it's weird but I bust cf on her all the time
 
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