"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Help with response to brat

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challenged

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on first few contacts, I have this broad being lippy with me... a total brat... I say...

"are you always this much of a brat?"

she says "ALLLLLLLLLLLWAYs..and im not a brat! im a SPOILED brat- get it right "

I know this is a classic, and should be easy but as per my user id... i'm not to creative... what's the best response here? any ideas?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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try hitting her
 
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challenged said:
"are you always this much of a brat?"

she says "ALLLLLLLLLLLWAYs..and im not a brat! im a SPOILED brat- get it right "
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"Sorry. I knew you were a brat, but I didn't know you were a spoiled brat. Thanks for clearing that up."

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I wasn't popular in school, I wasn't popular in sports
All the girls I loved loved the guys on the court
I feel like I've been cheated of my youth
Cause back in the day braces weren't so cute
Girls used to laugh at my suit
Now I got models in bed knockin' boots
 
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this is a response to an email so I need more than a one-liner. I need some C&F sh*t to put her in her place.
 
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Say, "Oh, okay". Then don't send another email.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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^^ That's pretty lame.

Tell her:

"I knew you were a brat. I could tell that by just looking at you"
 
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^^^Do not listen to anything My Name is Nobody says. He is the perfect example of an AFC. He has no clue about women, and posts endless threads on sosuave. Never take his advice. Ever! Well, maybe when he unplugs from the matrix.

You can tell by how has to put others down to make himself look better.
 
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rea001 said:
^^^Do not listen to anything My Name is Nobody says. He is the perfect example of an AFC. He has no clue about women, and posts endless threads on sosuave. Never take his advice. Ever! Well, maybe when he unplugs from the matrix.
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That's why I've laid a few Hb 8's in the last year?

I don't go for UG's like you.
 
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My Name is Nobody said:
That's why I've laid a few Hb 8's in the last year?

I don't go for UG's like you.
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challenged, I'm not going to hijack your thread by putting this guy down. That's not the sosuave way. Just don't listen to him.

Anyway, just tell her that you guys just won't work out because she's spoiled. Then lay back and see how she reacts. The reason I'm telling you this is because you want her to be reactive towards you. You want her to prove herself to you. This will give you the upper hand, and it will keep you from coming off as desperate.
 
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