"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help with problem I am having

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So I started dating a hb 5 single mom who is 38 about 2 months ago before moving in with her just after the husband moved out. I basically signed the mortgage ( or some other agreement) stating I would pay for my portion of the house but claim no ownership as well as support the 7 children she has. No problems so far.

The issue I found out was that we work together. I am a cashier at macdonalds ,and she is my manager, LOL.

So this weekend I am driving my ford pinto to new york to buy an 8 ball, and am texting her back and forth for the entire 8 hour drive and something irked me. Here is the conversation

me: So I am going to be a couple bucks short this week for the mortgage, can you spot me 10 bucks so I can register my car?
her: No, I spent it on drinks for this photographer who is taking me to an S&M date
me: how disrespectful, I thought you were different.
her: BBL, I think hes showing up

SS, what do I do here? I can't tell if shes not interested or is just playing games. Do I ignore her and hope she doesnt fvck this S&M photographer. She is different and loves me for who I am. I know this because I always buy her fake diamond jewlery Thursday night after my double in the hamburger department ends.

Another issue is that I think I have an STD. I never bothered to use protection since condoms are too expensive. Im beginning to worry. I know it wasn't me since I never had sex before and I wanted to save it for the 'one'. Now every time I pee, its blood and I have headaches, but this women is different so I can't blame her.

oh yeah and i think one of her kids is stealing from me when im not looking. I am paranoid of the banking system and have always kept cash hidden under my bed. I suspect a thief because I can buy less even with the same amount of cash these days..

I need help! point me in the right direction!!!
 

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stop, drop and roll.

dude.

NEXT NOW!!!
 

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You should buy her flowers.

Trolling attempt! FAIL!
 

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I was going to bring her flowers and some KFC for diner, but she said that she needed some alone time that night so I had to sleep at a hotel that night. I am noticing the sex is cutting down. Back during our honeymoon phase 3 weeks ago, I was getting laid once a week. Now she is too busy with the kids and with shopping to do it. I try and be nice by looking after the 1 year old while she spends the night on business trips, but that still doesn't promise i'll get any when she returns.

I think I should propose to her and see if it changes everything. I love her because she understands my human condition and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. All I need to do is make her lose 100 lbs, have sex with me, and respect me and my life will be totally better.
 

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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synergy1

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Quality9.99 said:
Wow...is this how u spend your all your nights?
nah, but soon it'll be on top of a pile of money w/ many beautiful women.

I guess the spin off of this was that we should be thankful for what we have because people out there have it so much worse. One could view this in a positive light as its 'obvious' that no one could be this stupid, but I bet on other forums people might have actually helped.
 

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highconscienceness said:
Why not fvck her underage daughter?
She's busy with med school applications. Already got into BU, but is waiting to hear from Harvard.
 
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