"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DogFashionDisco

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Ok, so I have this broadcasting class, where we report school news and crap on tv for the whole school to see. Well tomorrow I get the newsdesk position, where I have to be the one who tells people stuff. What would be a funny way to do this?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Morphiex

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watch some snl (saturday night live) cuz they do some sketchez on newscasters....

and look at some newzcasters that are popular , and look how they do something special , like some handgestures and stuff , now try to make it into something funny.... just use ur immagination....
 
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DJ4Real

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Yeah, SNL would work.

Just don't over do it.

You make jokes about anything...
 
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