"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DogFashionDisco

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Ok, so I have this broadcasting class, where we report school news and crap on tv for the whole school to see. Well tomorrow I get the newsdesk position, where I have to be the one who tells people stuff. What would be a funny way to do this?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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watch some snl (saturday night live) cuz they do some sketchez on newscasters....

and look at some newzcasters that are popular , and look how they do something special , like some handgestures and stuff , now try to make it into something funny.... just use ur immagination....
 
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DJ4Real

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Yeah, SNL would work.

Just don't over do it.

You make jokes about anything...
 
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