Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Ahh... now THAT's the smartest thing you've said this whole thread!
yul said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
HELP! Wanted to leave her...can't take the heat
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Of course it is. And you are the 38-yo failed mother. Minus the really hot and oversexed fantasy part. That is all but clear from your old age alone...and fantasy of having a young guy getting so turned on by you (to validate your youthful appeal in your mind).yul said:
I mean, what guy says "making out" 2X a day at first...then changes it to "sex" later when called out? See, the first was a chick-flicky ASD female response, the 2nd a fake male cover-up.
Lol, GREAT call, Vulpine! Yul is either a washed-up cougar or the biggest mangina ever.
Vulpine
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wayword said:
Ooh... I didn't see that one, good eye! Well, I was convinced already, so I stopped looking.
^^ Funny how she goes from "making out" 2X/day to AWESOME SEX with squirting and whips and wanking it 3X a day! ...In just 2 posts. 
Right. Only squirting a 38-yo be doing is some WD40 in her dusty leather cooter.
Right. Only squirting a 38-yo be doing is some WD40 in her dusty leather cooter.
Lol, aww, how sad for you - your little boy toy only uses you for some subpar sex... Well, get used to unrequited love at your age and failed mother status.yul said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
OK, now I'll lock this thread.
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