"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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HELP: Sex Positions

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Griffith

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Hey guys-

I was wondering if any of you could share some insight into this question I have. My penis bends back at an angle so that it's almost parallel to my stomach when it's erect, so girls can't ride me when I'm having sex! Doggy style and missionary are fine because I can adjust the angle of my entire body, but having a girl mount me would be out of the question, it would probably rip my **** off.

Any other positions you can recommend?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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someone please answer this guy's question!
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oh ****, post number 69!
 
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Lucas718

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If you can do her doggy style then you should be able to have her ride you but instead of facing you, she faces away from you. Try it.
 
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DJ Tips is for giving tips, not asking for them.

Moved to AE; please search for additional answers.
 
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Skilla_Staz

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Your erection angle is similar to mine, basically straight up and down. However, I had a girl ride me yesterday. It's not the most comfortable thing though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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