"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HELP: Sex Positions

Griffith

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Hey guys-

I was wondering if any of you could share some insight into this question I have. My penis bends back at an angle so that it's almost parallel to my stomach when it's erect, so girls can't ride me when I'm having sex! Doggy style and missionary are fine because I can adjust the angle of my entire body, but having a girl mount me would be out of the question, it would probably rip my **** off.

Any other positions you can recommend?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KinkyMan

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someone please answer this guy's question!
;)

oh ****, post number 69!
 

Lucas718

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If you can do her doggy style then you should be able to have her ride you but instead of facing you, she faces away from you. Try it.
 

diablo

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DJ Tips is for giving tips, not asking for them.

Moved to AE; please search for additional answers.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Your erection angle is similar to mine, basically straight up and down. However, I had a girl ride me yesterday. It's not the most comfortable thing though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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