"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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help me with this message please..

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carlitos

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here's a message i'm writing to a girl whom's trust i kinda betrayed now she's playing a lot of games with me but still likes me..as ***** as it sounds i would think that i don't have anything to lose other than a little bit of pride...so tell me what you think guys...here it goes:



Hey..i hope everything is going well with you..i don’t know how we ended up like this but I just thought I’d get this off my mind.. I know I haven’t been treating you the way I should be..i know I haven’t been keeping it real with you..and you should know that I’ve always felt guilty about it..even tho technically it’s not really in my position to be..

I remember the first time we met I knew you were different..and I just know that you woulda treated me right..anyways I just feel that I betrayed your trust for example when the first time I talked to you on msn and I didn’t come back when I said I would and I went to a party with my friends and didn’t really tell you about it..or we haven’t been communicating properly..whatever the case is..every time you tell me you’d show up and you don’t..i get pretty disappointed even tho when it happened with other girls that didn’t have the kind of “connection” that we had I just forgot about them right away…but no matter what I just always thought about you…

Whether you’re still mad at me or not…I’m not really good at talking about my feelings but I’ma say what I had to say…
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm sorry, but I have to ask. You didn't have your bawls removed recently, did you? I don't wanna be mean, but What The Fvck is that? I'm gagging on the AFCness of that message. That message is the epitome of an AFC. Please, save yourself from... you.

Drop the gun buddy, your foot can do without the wound.
 
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A girl I know is a hb9 and gets messages like this from guys all the time. She forwards them to me, we laugh at the afc, and then she has sex with me. Don't be that guy we laugh at.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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u guys are totally right..and man i'm so happy that i didn't send the message..some wussboy suggested me to write it and i just knew something was wrong..

instead i just talked to her online...dropped my ego and just agree-kill-closed her..now i got the upper hand and got her guessing..

thanks a lot guys..i appreciate it
 
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