dj ben2
Senior Don Juan
ROLLONG ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF bumma excuse caps
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WHAT?wolf116 said:Man, Bruce Lee's style of training is exelent for fancy, eastern martial arts. But no good for wresteling and boxing(if weight divesions dident exist).
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hydroblunt said:WHAT?
Dude, this is the dumbest most ignorant thing you have said so far, and you said a few. Bruce Lee is the father of MMA and was/still is one of the strongest men ever. You should read up on his feats of strength, which by the way, are IDEAL for submission/grappling. And boxing is not about strength but technique, which requires muscle control, another key trait of Bruce Lee.
His training regimen is the cornerstone of the top strength training programs, especially for military & armed forces.
I do not even understand why you are trying to gain weight. The best tactic is losing a little bit so that you can cut down to a lower weight division and come in the day off with a big advantage in grappling (standing & ground). You sound perfect for 185 lbs class.
And you wanna look like Andrei Arlovski, well, he is genetically gifted and eats a low carb/high protein diet just to have that six pack & maintain it. He is very lean, only 235lbs, which is kinda low for a HW class. But he is very strong and quite skilled, although not top 5.
Physique means nothing in fighting arts, need any proof? take a look at Fedor (hope you know who that is). He does only calisthetics, no weights, his true raw strength comes from Sambo.
P.S. If you're taking painkillers already, that's bad. You are not going to have much of a career and only steps away from roids. Chill out on the traditional Muay Thai training, you DO NOT wanna be one of those guys.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
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