MacAvoy
Banned
What's a pig roast?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Centaurion said:For those who don't know :
Double penetration = one c*ck in the vagina, one c*ck in the ass
I've had a threesome with a dude and a girl. We fvcked her 50 ways to sunday and back. It's not gay/bi as long as you don't touch the other guy.
That's it really. I wanted to try it out once. It has never happened again, and will not happen again in the future. :nono: But I've had numerous mff encounters, and will most likely have them in the future as well.joekerr31 said:to be honest, i think the guys particpating in this kind of behavior don't think its gay or bi. i think they are simply living out a porno fetish fantasy they have.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Centaurion said:I don't consider myself gay/bi. I'm not aroused by other men, I don't like looking at naked men. I don't give a damn if a guy is gay/bi as long as they don't get in my personal space..
Btw, I do greek on women and women have given me rimjobs...does that make me gay/bi?![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
That reminds me of Forrest Gump "I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tastes like cigarettes."ThunderMaverick said:Ahh Gawd! I can't stand bad breath and B.O. and stinky pu$$y either!!
I guess my sense of smell is like Wolverine's because any small amount of bad breath or B.O OR ass that comes my way I can totally taste it! *throws up*
There's nothing worse than that putrid, wet ashtray breath on a chick. On ANYONE for that matter.MacAvoy said:That reminds me of Forrest Gump "I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tastes like cigarettes."
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
40 nsgs??? Something's wrong with her--- and you, if you respond to such!!!MacAvoy said:... She separated from husband about 9 months ago, has a 2 yr old son.
Now she's constantly sending me txt msgs, up to 40 a day,