MacAvoy
Banned
What's a pig roast?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Centaurion said:For those who don't know :
Double penetration = one c*ck in the vagina, one c*ck in the ass
I've had a threesome with a dude and a girl. We fvcked her 50 ways to sunday and back. It's not gay/bi as long as you don't touch the other guy.
That's it really. I wanted to try it out once. It has never happened again, and will not happen again in the future. :nono: But I've had numerous mff encounters, and will most likely have them in the future as well.joekerr31 said:to be honest, i think the guys particpating in this kind of behavior don't think its gay or bi. i think they are simply living out a porno fetish fantasy they have.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Centaurion said:I don't consider myself gay/bi. I'm not aroused by other men, I don't like looking at naked men. I don't give a damn if a guy is gay/bi as long as they don't get in my personal space..
Btw, I do greek on women and women have given me rimjobs...does that make me gay/bi?![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
That reminds me of Forrest Gump "I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tastes like cigarettes."ThunderMaverick said:Ahh Gawd! I can't stand bad breath and B.O. and stinky pu$$y either!!
I guess my sense of smell is like Wolverine's because any small amount of bad breath or B.O OR ass that comes my way I can totally taste it! *throws up*
There's nothing worse than that putrid, wet ashtray breath on a chick. On ANYONE for that matter.MacAvoy said:That reminds me of Forrest Gump "I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tastes like cigarettes."
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
40 nsgs??? Something's wrong with her--- and you, if you respond to such!!!MacAvoy said:... She separated from husband about 9 months ago, has a 2 yr old son.
Now she's constantly sending me txt msgs, up to 40 a day,