Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Help: I want Strength! Pure Strength Only!
- Thread starter KiLLer
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Komodo
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
DIESEL
Master Don Juan
You weigh 110 lbs. and have a bench max of 70lbs.Originally posted by KiLLer:
I don't need help!
YOU NEED A LOT OF HELP, pal
ThA DoDgE ViPeR BOi
Don Juan
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"Peace is but a shadow of death,
Deliberate to forget it's painful past..."
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Apollo
Senior Don Juan
[This message has been edited by Apollo (edited 12-10-2002).]
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I am NOT a GOD DAMN troll!Originally posted by Soshyopathe:
So you admit you are trolling?
I haven't been posting until someone brought this post up!
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Hey, don't yell at me, you said it yourself.Originally posted by KiLLer:
I am a GOD DAMN troll!
I have been posting as much as physically possible!