Okay this girl and I have been meesing around for a while, I finally have an open house and invited her to come over. Sex is pretty much guaranteed but my problem is I do not have a lot of experience and I have to make sureeee I please her or else it could ruin me and shell end up telling her friends who are co workers of mine. So I need surefire advice and making sure she orgasms and has a great experience and I dnt look like a rookie. Advice on eating out and the best positions for a guy with a avg sized wanker are. And mb some tips to last longger asap.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
HELP!!!! girl coming over in two hours!!!
- Thread starter dmatter
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
believe in yourself, believe your the man and go into the experience like a roman god out to enjoy the pleasures of the woman while trying to give her a good time as well.
Also try not to care to much about messing up and see it as a win-win situation if u get laid cos at least u got to tap it.
Oh yeah eating her out and some good foreplay before sex will help you out and another thing is that sometimes when you feel like coming it may just be because you didn't empty your bladder beforehand and need a piss.
Also try not to care to much about messing up and see it as a win-win situation if u get laid cos at least u got to tap it.
Oh yeah eating her out and some good foreplay before sex will help you out and another thing is that sometimes when you feel like coming it may just be because you didn't empty your bladder beforehand and need a piss.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
I like to be very dominant and aggressive (slapping) in bed. I also like to use dirty talking.
It turns them on but you have to make sure that its congruent with you.
Also , i don't have any other advice that would help you in two hours.
Just try to enjoy the experience.
It turns them on but you have to make sure that its congruent with you.
Also , i don't have any other advice that would help you in two hours.
Just try to enjoy the experience.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Put it in her butt.
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
well dmatter? what happened?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
PectoralisMajor
Senior Don Juan
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She probably never turned up and flaked.
seriously, why the panic????? she's not an alien you know.
why think she has loads of experience in bed, she might be a virgin. ohhh I hope she is a virgin for you ha.
PS, if your not sure what to do, unload over her face when she least expects it. She'l see your a real man and respect you long time :crackup:
seriously, why the panic????? she's not an alien you know.
why think she has loads of experience in bed, she might be a virgin. ohhh I hope she is a virgin for you ha.
PS, if your not sure what to do, unload over her face when she least expects it. She'l see your a real man and respect you long time :crackup:
DonGorgon
Master Don Juan
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music
drinks
dim lights
soft talk
soft touches
thats all you need works every time..
drinks
dim lights
soft talk
soft touches
thats all you need works every time..
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
what does this guy do... pick a subject to sensationalize about? no followup report??
my fault guys, but yeah she came over as expected. no sex for me 
but i did finger her and she massaged my d1ck. my brother came and ruined everything. although i did meet up with some resistance at 1s -_- for instance she wouldnt let me take off her pants but lets me put my hands in her jeans and grab play with her ass and i fingered her from there HIGH UNCOMFORTABLE for my wrist. she let me move up her bra but only play with her breasts and nipples, everytime i tried to suck on them or take off her bra she wouldnt let me. and she says im fresh with her and calls me a slut lol but in a joking way but i have nothing to counter with?? whenever i try to take off her pants or bra she would look at me and say in a playful way why are you such a slut, your fresh and continue to make out with me. then my bro came and we went to the movies where she rubbed my d1ck... stupid bytch agh. idk any critiques or help?
i feel she was either too nervous or i didnt get her horny enough but i did leave a ****load of hickies on her neck
but i did finger her and she massaged my d1ck. my brother came and ruined everything. although i did meet up with some resistance at 1s -_- for instance she wouldnt let me take off her pants but lets me put my hands in her jeans and grab play with her ass and i fingered her from there HIGH UNCOMFORTABLE for my wrist. she let me move up her bra but only play with her breasts and nipples, everytime i tried to suck on them or take off her bra she wouldnt let me. and she says im fresh with her and calls me a slut lol but in a joking way but i have nothing to counter with?? whenever i try to take off her pants or bra she would look at me and say in a playful way why are you such a slut, your fresh and continue to make out with me. then my bro came and we went to the movies where she rubbed my d1ck... stupid bytch agh. idk any critiques or help?i feel she was either too nervous or i didnt get her horny enough but i did leave a ****load of hickies on her neck
LOL well we talked about her past sexual encounters and stuff and its like damn i want to be the best or at least not the worst shes had. a couple of girls make me feel that way like when its my turn i g2give her the best shtooping everPectoralisMajor said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Sir Shinra
Don Juan
She's toying with you... she knows she controls the sexual interaction and is having fun with it. Turn the tables on her. Next time you get hot and heavy, just spontaneously stand up and go do something else. She'll be caught completely by surprise. This is called a "freeze-out" and is often useful against last minute resistance. Later, call her over, and after awhile you can initiate again. You're likely to get less LMR after that.
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
also, put on a crown and a red cape if you can't envision yourself as a king in bed very easily.Allurre said:
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
No, just completely naked aside from the cape and BK crown. Although a big dildo as a scepter would be a nice touch.OzyBoy said:Is that it? I was thinking much more.