Okay this girl and I have been meesing around for a while, I finally have an open house and invited her to come over. Sex is pretty much guaranteed but my problem is I do not have a lot of experience and I have to make sureeee I please her or else it could ruin me and shell end up telling her friends who are co workers of mine. So I need surefire advice and making sure she orgasms and has a great experience and I dnt look like a rookie. Advice on eating out and the best positions for a guy with a avg sized wanker are. And mb some tips to last longger asap.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
HELP!!!! girl coming over in two hours!!!
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
believe in yourself, believe your the man and go into the experience like a roman god out to enjoy the pleasures of the woman while trying to give her a good time as well.
Also try not to care to much about messing up and see it as a win-win situation if u get laid cos at least u got to tap it.
Oh yeah eating her out and some good foreplay before sex will help you out and another thing is that sometimes when you feel like coming it may just be because you didn't empty your bladder beforehand and need a piss.
Also try not to care to much about messing up and see it as a win-win situation if u get laid cos at least u got to tap it.
Oh yeah eating her out and some good foreplay before sex will help you out and another thing is that sometimes when you feel like coming it may just be because you didn't empty your bladder beforehand and need a piss.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
I like to be very dominant and aggressive (slapping) in bed. I also like to use dirty talking.
It turns them on but you have to make sure that its congruent with you.
Also , i don't have any other advice that would help you in two hours.
Just try to enjoy the experience.
It turns them on but you have to make sure that its congruent with you.
Also , i don't have any other advice that would help you in two hours.
Just try to enjoy the experience.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Put it in her butt.
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
well dmatter? what happened?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PectoralisMajor
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She probably never turned up and flaked.
seriously, why the panic????? she's not an alien you know.
why think she has loads of experience in bed, she might be a virgin. ohhh I hope she is a virgin for you ha.
PS, if your not sure what to do, unload over her face when she least expects it. She'l see your a real man and respect you long time :crackup:
seriously, why the panic????? she's not an alien you know.
why think she has loads of experience in bed, she might be a virgin. ohhh I hope she is a virgin for you ha.
PS, if your not sure what to do, unload over her face when she least expects it. She'l see your a real man and respect you long time :crackup:
DonGorgon
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music
drinks
dim lights
soft talk
soft touches
thats all you need works every time..
drinks
dim lights
soft talk
soft touches
thats all you need works every time..
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
what does this guy do... pick a subject to sensationalize about? no followup report??
my fault guys, but yeah she came over as expected. no sex for me 
but i did finger her and she massaged my d1ck. my brother came and ruined everything. although i did meet up with some resistance at 1s -_- for instance she wouldnt let me take off her pants but lets me put my hands in her jeans and grab play with her ass and i fingered her from there HIGH UNCOMFORTABLE for my wrist. she let me move up her bra but only play with her breasts and nipples, everytime i tried to suck on them or take off her bra she wouldnt let me. and she says im fresh with her and calls me a slut lol but in a joking way but i have nothing to counter with?? whenever i try to take off her pants or bra she would look at me and say in a playful way why are you such a slut, your fresh and continue to make out with me. then my bro came and we went to the movies where she rubbed my d1ck... stupid bytch agh. idk any critiques or help?
i feel she was either too nervous or i didnt get her horny enough but i did leave a ****load of hickies on her neck
but i did finger her and she massaged my d1ck. my brother came and ruined everything. although i did meet up with some resistance at 1s -_- for instance she wouldnt let me take off her pants but lets me put my hands in her jeans and grab play with her ass and i fingered her from there HIGH UNCOMFORTABLE for my wrist. she let me move up her bra but only play with her breasts and nipples, everytime i tried to suck on them or take off her bra she wouldnt let me. and she says im fresh with her and calls me a slut lol but in a joking way but i have nothing to counter with?? whenever i try to take off her pants or bra she would look at me and say in a playful way why are you such a slut, your fresh and continue to make out with me. then my bro came and we went to the movies where she rubbed my d1ck... stupid bytch agh. idk any critiques or help?i feel she was either too nervous or i didnt get her horny enough but i did leave a ****load of hickies on her neck
LOL well we talked about her past sexual encounters and stuff and its like damn i want to be the best or at least not the worst shes had. a couple of girls make me feel that way like when its my turn i g2give her the best shtooping everPectoralisMajor said:
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Sir Shinra
Don Juan
She's toying with you... she knows she controls the sexual interaction and is having fun with it. Turn the tables on her. Next time you get hot and heavy, just spontaneously stand up and go do something else. She'll be caught completely by surprise. This is called a "freeze-out" and is often useful against last minute resistance. Later, call her over, and after awhile you can initiate again. You're likely to get less LMR after that.
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
also, put on a crown and a red cape if you can't envision yourself as a king in bed very easily.Allurre said:
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
No, just completely naked aside from the cape and BK crown. Although a big dildo as a scepter would be a nice touch.OzyBoy said:Is that it? I was thinking much more.