Poonani Maker
Master Don Juan
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WhY the Hate for John Alexander? It's a good fvcking read Period. There's some useful sh!t in there, grasshopper.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
:crackup:KarmaSutra said:And I'm sure you've never run a red light, smoked a joint, "forgot" to put change in the meter and promised not to cvm in her mouth.
You're a fvcking opportunist just like everyone else. Now jump down from your fvcking pedestal and practice what you preach. Oh wait, just like every other hypocritical self-righteous Republican you won't back up your bullsh!t. It's ok to break some laws but follow others to the death? How fvcked up you are.
If I have the cleverness to "borrow" anything then I'm going to fvcking do it and do it without any regard. You think you're better because you've "stolen" Sun Tzu's name to fraudulently masquerade yourself as a guru, let me be the first to knock you the fvck out. You're nothing and noone. You're a guy (possibly) who spouts some sh!t to a bunch of other guys just like me and just like every other brother who logs into SoSuave. So please take your bleeding heart and go hug a fvcking tree.
Numbnutts aside, I'll add that I am a working artist and I cherish my work but if money were my goal in life I'd be better suited in commodities trading than the expression of my ideas and my perception of the world for people to learn from and enjoy.
:crackup:Sun Tzu said::crackup:
Thanks...I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Those must be some karmic laws you live by! I'll have to check them out some time.
I love when you reveal yourself so eloquently! It's genuinely funny.
Your pal,
Sun Tzu
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Anyway he did it . He put some time and efford on it .DJVladdy said:Karma, you're my man! (even though you keep hatin' on Supreme, lol)
Yep, you just got your capitalist a$$ put in your place, sun' huy v chai (= "put **** into tea", in Russian, as a derogatory term for a mongoloid). Besides, that prick John Alexander did not INVENT anything, or come up with some incredible revelation... he took a bunch of stuff that's been said and done, made a nice little bull$hit advertizement for it, and gullible ex-AFC's like me bought into his crap, and learned the hard way. And you are defending that prick, wow.
KarmaSutra said:And I'm sure you've never run a red light, smoked a joint, "forgot" to put change in the meter and promised not to cvm in her mouth.
You're a fvcking opportunist just like everyone else. Now jump down from your fvcking pedestal and practice what you preach. Oh wait, just like every other hypocritical self-righteous Republican you won't back up your bullsh!t. It's ok to break some laws but follow others to the death? How fvcked up you are.
If I have the cleverness to "borrow" anything then I'm going to fvcking do it and do it without any regard. You think you're better because you've "stolen" Sun Tzu's name to fraudulently masquerade yourself as a guru, let me be the first to knock you the fvck out. You're nothing and noone. You're a guy (possibly) who spouts some sh!t to a bunch of other guys just like me and just like every other brother who logs into SoSuave. So please take your bleeding heart and go hug a fvcking tree.
Numbnutts aside, I'll add that I am a working artist and I cherish my work but if money were my goal in life I'd be better suited in commodities trading than the expression of my ideas and my perception of the world for people to learn from and enjoy.