"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Poonani Maker

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WhY the Hate for John Alexander? It's a good fvcking read Period. There's some useful sh!t in there, grasshopper.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KarmaSutra said:
And I'm sure you've never run a red light, smoked a joint, "forgot" to put change in the meter and promised not to cvm in her mouth.

You're a fvcking opportunist just like everyone else. Now jump down from your fvcking pedestal and practice what you preach. Oh wait, just like every other hypocritical self-righteous Republican you won't back up your bullsh!t. It's ok to break some laws but follow others to the death? How fvcked up you are.

If I have the cleverness to "borrow" anything then I'm going to fvcking do it and do it without any regard. You think you're better because you've "stolen" Sun Tzu's name to fraudulently masquerade yourself as a guru, let me be the first to knock you the fvck out. You're nothing and noone. You're a guy (possibly) who spouts some sh!t to a bunch of other guys just like me and just like every other brother who logs into SoSuave. So please take your bleeding heart and go hug a fvcking tree.

Numbnutts aside, I'll add that I am a working artist and I cherish my work but if money were my goal in life I'd be better suited in commodities trading than the expression of my ideas and my perception of the world for people to learn from and enjoy.
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Thanks...I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Those must be some karmic laws you live by! I'll have to check them out some time.

I love when you reveal yourself so eloquently! It's genuinely funny.

Your pal,
Sun Tzu
 

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Sun Tzu said:
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Thanks...I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Those must be some karmic laws you live by! I'll have to check them out some time.

I love when you reveal yourself so eloquently! It's genuinely funny.

Your pal,
Sun Tzu
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It warms my c0ckles that you're able to objectify your hypocrisy with such clarity.

The Laws are what keep me keen to boy-man mentality such as yours.

If you need any help at all with anything please don't hesitate to ask.

Your pal,
KarmaSutra
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DJVladdy said:
Karma, you're my man! (even though you keep hatin' on Supreme, lol)
Yep, you just got your capitalist a$$ put in your place, sun' huy v chai (= "put **** into tea", in Russian, as a derogatory term for a mongoloid). Besides, that prick John Alexander did not INVENT anything, or come up with some incredible revelation... he took a bunch of stuff that's been said and done, made a nice little bull$hit advertizement for it, and gullible ex-AFC's like me bought into his crap, and learned the hard way. And you are defending that prick, wow.
Anyway he did it . He put some time and efford on it .

Why dont you write a book and see if its good if someone is sharing it for free ?
No matter if its good or bad , it has a price . If you want buy it if you dont wanna spend money dont buy it :D.

Im not saying anything cuz i got it ilegaly too . But you cant blame someone who's trying to protect theyre copyright .
 

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^Who gives a **** if its copyright? Its a ****ing book, its not the world... im def not paying for something I don't need. If Sunny boy would have never came into this thread, it would of been over with one reply. But I guess females(suntzu) just love drama. Sun just take your own advice, be the bigger man and step the **** out of this thread you little b1tch.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
And I'm sure you've never run a red light, smoked a joint, "forgot" to put change in the meter and promised not to cvm in her mouth.

You're a fvcking opportunist just like everyone else. Now jump down from your fvcking pedestal and practice what you preach. Oh wait, just like every other hypocritical self-righteous Republican you won't back up your bullsh!t. It's ok to break some laws but follow others to the death? How fvcked up you are.

If I have the cleverness to "borrow" anything then I'm going to fvcking do it and do it without any regard. You think you're better because you've "stolen" Sun Tzu's name to fraudulently masquerade yourself as a guru, let me be the first to knock you the fvck out. You're nothing and noone. You're a guy (possibly) who spouts some sh!t to a bunch of other guys just like me and just like every other brother who logs into SoSuave. So please take your bleeding heart and go hug a fvcking tree.

Numbnutts aside, I'll add that I am a working artist and I cherish my work but if money were my goal in life I'd be better suited in commodities trading than the expression of my ideas and my perception of the world for people to learn from and enjoy.

Sorry Sh!t Tzu, Karma is exactly right.
 
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