Help @ club!! (fat chics)

[Oxide]

ahhhh..the old "I like this girl, but her best friend is a jelous elephant". A bud of mine had to work a girl for at least 2 months, becuase of her earth shattering friend who kept whispering "YOu are a virgin, he just wants sex!" "We came together..we leave together!" "Dont drink anything! he is tryign to seduce you!"....

Fat chicks get jelous, cause they want love too......but, they have to pay. Dont be surprised when a fat chick goes around trying to flirt with EVERY single person, just to try and get some... sad and funny at the same time...

WARNING: DO NOT DRINK AND WHEN A FAT CHICK HANGS ON YOU THINK U CAN HAVE FUN. You will hate yourself later!

I myself got to 2nd base with a fat chick....my roommate went all the way, and was depressed all week...



Next time, call counrtney up and say "Lets go out for a date. ME.YOU. THat's it. ill pick u up at...."

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

would it hurt to lie and say youre here with her? and only wanted to dance with her?

would it hurt to tell courtney that her friends are bothering you?if she doenst respect that, she isnt worth it.

 

[joey37]

Originally pos

I myself got to 2nd base with a fat chick....my roommate went all the way, and was depressed all week...



LOL!!!!!!!bwhahahahaha

 

[DEKKA]

start hitting on the fuglies to the point where you make courtney jealous and start doubting her good looks.... after all... how could you be choosing the fuglies over her? IMPOSSIBLE!?! she will then stop letting her fugly friends join in on the fugly fun because she'll need validation to fix her damaged ego. then, just incase you fear a fat fugly fix when you're out clubbin, bring along some snacks and baked goods to distract them while you lay your mack down on courtney.

oh im in jk so don't actually do any of that retard

-J

 

[Kourt]

yea next time i'm gonna tell Courtney that her friends are bothering me (unless she brings hot friends next time : D) and she needs to talk to them
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