"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Help @ club!! (fat chics)

Oxide

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ahhhh..the old "I like this girl, but her best friend is a jelous elephant". A bud of mine had to work a girl for at least 2 months, becuase of her earth shattering friend who kept whispering "YOu are a virgin, he just wants sex!" "We came together..we leave together!" "Dont drink anything! he is tryign to seduce you!"....

Fat chicks get jelous, cause they want love too......but, they have to pay. Dont be surprised when a fat chick goes around trying to flirt with EVERY single person, just to try and get some... sad and funny at the same time...

WARNING: DO NOT DRINK AND WHEN A FAT CHICK HANGS ON YOU THINK U CAN HAVE FUN. You will hate yourself later!

I myself got to 2nd base with a fat chick....my roommate went all the way, and was depressed all week...



Next time, call counrtney up and say "Lets go out for a date. ME.YOU. THat's it. ill pick u up at...."
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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joey37

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Originally pos

I myself got to 2nd base with a fat chick....my roommate went all the way, and was depressed all week...



LOL!!!!!!!bwhahahahaha
 

DEKKA

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start hitting on the fuglies to the point where you make courtney jealous and start doubting her good looks.... after all... how could you be choosing the fuglies over her? IMPOSSIBLE!?! she will then stop letting her fugly friends join in on the fugly fun because she'll need validation to fix her damaged ego. then, just incase you fear a fat fugly fix when you're out clubbin, bring along some snacks and baked goods to distract them while you lay your mack down on courtney.

oh im in jk so don't actually do any of that retard:p

-J
 

Kourt

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yea next time i'm gonna tell Courtney that her friends are bothering me (unless she brings hot friends next time : D) and she needs to talk to them
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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