Ok, so i'm at the club, I met this chic named Courtney, she digs me and is all about the kino, we've kissed a few times, well mby more but w/e. So everythings great with her BUT and this is a big but (literally) shes always with her group and in her group theres 2 really fat chics. Like really fat. Yeah, fat. Anyway, well i'm grinding with Courtney one of the fat chics always insists on grinding my back. ::shudders:: That is definatly not cool. I just cringe and bear with it thou. I dont want to tell them off cuz I know it'd piss Courtney off, but I really dont like those fat chics hitting on me. They even had the nerve to kiss me on the cheek, I didnt make a big deal of it thou cuz Courtney didnt seem to mind. Anyway u see my delema, I like Courtney, she likes me, but the fat chics insist on hitting on me. ::shudders:: If this dosnt stop soon I may be emotionally scarred for life. Well, mby. So, how do I get this fat chics off my back (literally and figurativly)? As for when i'm grinding i've noticed that if I keep an eye out for them I can usually do a 180 with Courtney before they can close in, but them hitting on me just creeps me out and it has to stop. My question is whats my best way of doing this without pissing Courtney off and possibly driving her off? Courtney I'd like to keep, but the fat chics NO!!! Advice now please???
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Help @ club!! (fat chics)
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Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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to quote Big Boi "Keep yer hands off my cheeks, you big freak!"
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Quit being romantic in front of them - you remind them of their loneliness!
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just tell the girl you're there with courtney, and you like dancing with ONE girl at a time. Is it that hard???
but be careful, they are her friends. You dont want to offend courtney by dissing her friends. I'd tell them that she's your date and you only dance with your date.
just tell the girl you're there with courtney, and you like dancing with ONE girl at a time. Is it that hard???
but be careful, they are her friends. You dont want to offend courtney by dissing her friends. I'd tell them that she's your date and you only dance with your date.
fm2
Don Juan
Play along with the fat chicks. They'll have fun and feel good, and that'll please Courtney because her fat friends will feel good about themselves. Even go so far as to ignore Courtney a little bit. She'll then get a little possessive, which will be a great thing for you. It might even cause Courtney to not want them around.
Grasshopper, a tree doesn't fight the wind. It bends with it.
Grasshopper, a tree doesn't fight the wind. It bends with it.
Jvesti
Master Don Juan
LMAO nothin like the club fatties.
I walked into a club about 3 weeks ago minding my own business. Learnin on a railing near the dance floor. And all of a sudden someone comes to the side of me and knocks me out of where i was standing.
I thought it was some dude so I was ready to knock him out. But I turn to see it was a big beast of a woman. Dressed in jeans and a hooded sweatshirt at a club. So after this she grabs my hand and says "Let's dance" and proceeds to DRAG me onto the dance floor.
I say drag because she was one ****in strong girl. I think my feet were sliding as she moved me. I was looking back at my friends in terror as i was being dragged away. So anyways i felt bad, so i didn't walk away I just dind't dance so she'd get frustrated and got pissed and said "fine!".
The End
I walked into a club about 3 weeks ago minding my own business. Learnin on a railing near the dance floor. And all of a sudden someone comes to the side of me and knocks me out of where i was standing.
I thought it was some dude so I was ready to knock him out. But I turn to see it was a big beast of a woman. Dressed in jeans and a hooded sweatshirt at a club. So after this she grabs my hand and says "Let's dance" and proceeds to DRAG me onto the dance floor.
I say drag because she was one ****in strong girl. I think my feet were sliding as she moved me. I was looking back at my friends in terror as i was being dragged away. So anyways i felt bad, so i didn't walk away I just dind't dance so she'd get frustrated and got pissed and said "fine!".
The End
ToP DoN
Banned
fat chicks
if i were u id tell the fat chicks to get the fvck off me....
if i were u id tell the fat chicks to get the fvck off me....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
first off, i'm not with Courtney as a date, we just happened to meet up there, and once I go to her she becomes possesive so even if try to leave and dance with other girls she'd just drag me back, not that thats a bad thing, shes farily attractive. Play along with the fat chics? ::shudders:: Not only are they fat, they are also ugly, or fugly. I dont EVER intent to iniate grinding with fugly chics, no matter how desperate the circumstances. Even thinking of it makes me cringe. Telling them to **** off would just piss off Courtney and her friends. But I am not without a plan. Next time I see her there, I'm going to start grinding with her just like usual. As soon as the fatties start to move in I'll say to Courtney "hey can I talk to you for a few minutes alone?" and take her out to the balcony, yea theres a balcony with a view of the harbor. I'll start talking about writing romantic novels (shes becoming an english professor) and creat a situation which involves us two and lead it up to a kiss with her. After that then i'll bring up the subject saying how I only feel comfortable dancing with her, and not her friends. Thats the gameplan anywayz. Comments suggestions w/e works
Interesting plan...
Are you prepared for:
a) she wants to go on dancing for an hour (because they are playing her favourite songs etc...)
b) The fuglies will join you on the balcony after you finally got some rapport and screw the whole first kiss plan...
Are you prepared for:
a) she wants to go on dancing for an hour (because they are playing her favourite songs etc...)
b) The fuglies will join you on the balcony after you finally got some rapport and screw the whole first kiss plan...
PuertoRican_Lover
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Bring some 28 ounce steaks (meat - preferably already barbecued) with you in your back pocket and give it to them when they start grinding behind you - this should hold them off for a few minutes - then buy them a beer - after this grandiose meal, they'll be sleeping like a baby!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
alright folks, aside from the fat putdown jokes. Those girls are screwing around with you, they know they will never get any real attraction to you like her friend but they just like messing with you and possibly with her.
Got a question: Why the hell is Courtney bringing those girls. A real man demands that he spends time alone with Courtney (Don't bring dates to clubs too.)
Got a question: Why the hell is Courtney bringing those girls. A real man demands that he spends time alone with Courtney (Don't bring dates to clubs too.)
Are you prepared for:
a) she wants to go on dancing for an hour (because they are playing her favourite songs etc...)
b) The fuglies will join you on the balcony after you finally got some rapport and screw the whole first kiss plan...
a) even if she wanted to dance for an hour I dont think i'd mind, shes pretty hot
b) Well, I guess i'll just have to put some emphasis on Alone
Bring some 28 ounce steaks (meat - preferably already barbecued) with you in your back pocket and give it to them when they start grinding behind you - this should hold them off for a few minutes - then buy them a beer - after this grandiose meal, they'll be sleeping like a baby!!!
LOL, I'm 18, so I cant buy beer : / only reason I can get into the club is cuz they ahve an 18 yr an older night
Got a question: Why the hell is Courtney bringing those girls. A real man demands that he spends time alone with Courtney (Don't bring dates to clubs too.)
Shes bringing em cuz they are her friends, they make her look good, cuz shes hot and they fugly, and because she dosnt want to go alone, thou mby I could solve that minor problem.
Be glad they didn't shanghai you to a back alley and rape the bejeebers out of you.
AMEN
Oh and I'll also work on getting a wingman.
a) she wants to go on dancing for an hour (because they are playing her favourite songs etc...)
b) The fuglies will join you on the balcony after you finally got some rapport and screw the whole first kiss plan...
a) even if she wanted to dance for an hour I dont think i'd mind, shes pretty hot
b) Well, I guess i'll just have to put some emphasis on Alone
Bring some 28 ounce steaks (meat - preferably already barbecued) with you in your back pocket and give it to them when they start grinding behind you - this should hold them off for a few minutes - then buy them a beer - after this grandiose meal, they'll be sleeping like a baby!!!
LOL, I'm 18, so I cant buy beer : / only reason I can get into the club is cuz they ahve an 18 yr an older night
Got a question: Why the hell is Courtney bringing those girls. A real man demands that he spends time alone with Courtney (Don't bring dates to clubs too.)
Shes bringing em cuz they are her friends, they make her look good, cuz shes hot and they fugly, and because she dosnt want to go alone, thou mby I could solve that minor problem.
Be glad they didn't shanghai you to a back alley and rape the bejeebers out of you.
AMEN
Oh and I'll also work on getting a wingman.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.