"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Help @ club!! (fat chics)

Oxide

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ahhhh..the old "I like this girl, but her best friend is a jelous elephant". A bud of mine had to work a girl for at least 2 months, becuase of her earth shattering friend who kept whispering "YOu are a virgin, he just wants sex!" "We came together..we leave together!" "Dont drink anything! he is tryign to seduce you!"....

Fat chicks get jelous, cause they want love too......but, they have to pay. Dont be surprised when a fat chick goes around trying to flirt with EVERY single person, just to try and get some... sad and funny at the same time...

WARNING: DO NOT DRINK AND WHEN A FAT CHICK HANGS ON YOU THINK U CAN HAVE FUN. You will hate yourself later!

I myself got to 2nd base with a fat chick....my roommate went all the way, and was depressed all week...



Next time, call counrtney up and say "Lets go out for a date. ME.YOU. THat's it. ill pick u up at...."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I myself got to 2nd base with a fat chick....my roommate went all the way, and was depressed all week...



LOL!!!!!!!bwhahahahaha
 

DEKKA

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start hitting on the fuglies to the point where you make courtney jealous and start doubting her good looks.... after all... how could you be choosing the fuglies over her? IMPOSSIBLE!?! she will then stop letting her fugly friends join in on the fugly fun because she'll need validation to fix her damaged ego. then, just incase you fear a fat fugly fix when you're out clubbin, bring along some snacks and baked goods to distract them while you lay your mack down on courtney.

oh im in jk so don't actually do any of that retard:p

-J
 

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yea next time i'm gonna tell Courtney that her friends are bothering me (unless she brings hot friends next time : D) and she needs to talk to them
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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