"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Help A Fat Hog Is After Me?

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Somebody tell me WTF her fat axx is doing. I met this woman who had a boyfriend and I was after her and I sorta got her. "yeah I know find my own woman." anyway she has this friend I use to run laps around her I knew 2 times around this fat biatch was 1 mile. Anyway the woman who I was into cut off contact with me. But this fat axxed biatch still after all these monthes seems to pop up to send me messages messing with my head. She even cost me a high paying job "yes I am sure".. She makes me feel like I did something to hurt her or her hot axx friend. But all I did was say that I didn't want to be just friends with her friend who I liked although she has never bothered me since. I heard once that this 3 ton bucket of Crisco liked me. Which sure does not suprise me since she likes every guy in the world. But I asked many people and they all deny this hog wanting me. Does anybody have a clue why she does this? Does she actually want me?? Here Is A Pic of da hog in case u wonder what she looks like.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
when is the wedding?
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Thats up to you dude. She was just asking for your number the other day and u 2 are getting married already? You are one tough dude to marry that.:D
 
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lol, I like a little junk in the trunk, but that's the whole junkyard
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You ever see video tape of those jet fighters using counter measures like flares to avoid missiles. Thats your inspiration, what you do see is get two boxes of twinkes and keep them under your arms. When she starts to come after you you open the lids of the boxes and begin to run turn rapidly. That way the twinkes stream out and will serve to distract the war pig that is chasing you. As she hungrily tears into those poor twinkes you can make good on your escape.

Or you could always tell her you don't like her, and have no interest and threaten her with a restraining order. That could work too!

-Grey Fox
 
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Big girls are like scooters, we all have ridden one, we are just afraid to admitt it to our friends.
 
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If they were coasters when the ride came to an end to breaks would fail and we'd fly off the track.

-Grey Fox
 
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