"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The situation is with a girl at work that has high interest in me from multiple IOI's which I could list if wish for informative purposes. Anyways, she's 16 and im 19... so :confused: I dont think I would get in too much trouble and I work with her.. But she's COULD be my bonnie cause Im already clyde.

Not to be confused with oneitisis I have other prospects but damn she just stands out from the rest. As do I :rockon:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Isn't your age difference illegal???
 

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I think 17 is legal in NC.. so... Fudge it Im no stranger to the cops. 3 years... not that big.. of a deal. I knew a 30 year old man tapping some 17/18 year old. So I feel justified
 

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Have fun...
 

KillaCam

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Yeah well..yeah..

Hit the clubs or something dude. Don't be hunting around for a school kid.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KillaCam said:
Yeah well..yeah..

Hit the clubs or something dude. Don't be hunting around for a school kid.
Yeah seriously, if its against the law you shouldn't do it, if you really like her that much wait till she's the legal age.
 

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30 year olds getting with 18 year olds and 19 year olds getting with 16 year olds (sophmore and juniors in highschool) is a big difference. It isn't statutory rape for the 30 year old guy, heh.
 
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Wee said:
30 year olds getting with 18 year olds and 19 year olds getting with 16 year olds (sophmore and juniors in highschool) is a big difference. It isn't statutory rape for the 30 year old guy, heh.
Are you saying you want to lower the legal age?!!
 

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Um, girls start menstruating in their preteens for a reason...so don't start crying "Ethics!" and "Morals!" on us now.

You think s'hit's different because we've got cell phones and the Internet? C'mon now. We're barely out of the f'ucking jungle here, folks. We're nothing but neanderthals with baseball caps and automatic weapons. Society says we have to wear clothes or we'll go to jail? Fine. But admit that it goes against our carnal instinct. Same thing goes with chicks. You think 40-old cavemen cave a flying f'uck how old the girl was that they were about to club and drag back to their cave? THAT s'hit is about as natural as you can get. We've got all kinds of f'ucked up laws, and most of them have little or nothing to do with what humans are designed to do.
Dude, physical development and mental development are so incredibly different things. Just because a chick can bleed doesn't mean she's ready to have some old guy poking and prodding at her. It's a sick picture yeah.

Sure, back in roman times, old guys used to have their way with the young ones all the time. These days, it's not acceptable for a reason.
 

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I'll leave the kiddy-fiddling to you buddy.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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