"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hell-p losing my gutt

wh01987

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Hey how do i lose my fat belly and ass?

Heres what i got on that calculation thingie:

1168.5 + 851.4 - 108.8
=1911.1 x activity
=2293.32 calories a day to sustain current mass...

Required protien calories? = 636 outa 2293.32 for mass...


im bout 5'6
175 pounds

Oh and today im going to stop drinking my 4 pops a day so no more pop.. and am going to force my self to drink 44oz of water a day? should i drink more .. and will this help... any other help would be great
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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oh

nevermind about the 44oz i changed it now im drinking 1 gallon of water a day and more but the minimum 1 gallon
 
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