"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
Next time shes gonna hear that.
"Height means nothing when we're lying down." hahaha
Now i need a witty comment when she calls me an underclassmen
Vigilante7
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from your mom, but she had no problems with the 'height' of my c0ckOriginally posted by The TallOne
Oh really?
And where do you get this information from?
The TallOne
Don Juan
I see maturity is a lost cause on you.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Height matters without question.
It is one of the many factors in attraction and that is unarguable.
You can make up for it, but you can not deny its existence.
Now *****es *****ing about being short, get a pair of balls and maybe you can stop blaming your being a faggot virgin on your height and finally get laid.
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i was joking.............