"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heartbreaker Test

Lordlaxative

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Okay, I need some opinions on the correct response to this. Okay I was texting this girl, and she threw a test my way. Basically this is basically the way the "conversation" went:

"You need to stop being such a heartbreaker."
"What? Clarify."
"You are a heartbreaker, you make all the girls like you!"
"So because all the guys at work think your pretty, doesn't that make you a heartbreaker too?"
"Haha no cuz I don't mess with their heads."
"Are you saying I do?"
"Yes."
"Explain. What do you mean?"
"I don't know. But have a superb day today."
"You aren't gettin' off that easy, you are gonna have to explain to me later."
"Okay I'll explain it to you later."

And basically that is the jist of it. Did I respond right? How would you have reponded? Also how should I deal when she "explains" it to me? I know she'll probably say I flirt with all the girls at work, but how should I respond when I receive her "explanation?"

Thanks, in advance.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She is giving you a compliment.

I'd just drop it or make some funny response and leave it at that. You'll get sucked into some drama if you get into some deep discussion about it.
 

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Her: You need to stop being such a heartbreaker
You: Why? did I break your heart? :D

like flexion said, just turn it into some c+f. Nice and simple.
 
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