"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Health problem here.

HappyHobo

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For some odd reason my nuts get numb well not both of them just the left one and i dont know why...
Could it be because im sitting down too long or what
Has this happened to anyone else?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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enkai

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I dunno...maybe you got nut cancer like Tom Green had, so guess you're gonna have to live with one nut or something so I reccomend you jerk off and save up like a gallon of sperm if you want kids, other then that...You might have elephentitis to get numb nuts from sitting, how big do they have to be to fit under your ass, hmm and do they actually get numb as in when you touch them you can't feel em,?
 

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Go see your doctor. It's probably no big deal but it's better to see him just in case.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HappyHobo

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Awakening from myslumber this morning I had this tingly feeling ..
suddenly i realized it was my left nut again going numb....
with very little feeling..

This is getting out of hand... i think i could have hit a nerve or something sleeping... and i cant afford a doctor so thats out of the picture... i fthere are any doctors on this board .. (most likely not) please reply to my post.
 
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