"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Health problem here.

HappyHobo

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For some odd reason my nuts get numb well not both of them just the left one and i dont know why...
Could it be because im sitting down too long or what
Has this happened to anyone else?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I dunno...maybe you got nut cancer like Tom Green had, so guess you're gonna have to live with one nut or something so I reccomend you jerk off and save up like a gallon of sperm if you want kids, other then that...You might have elephentitis to get numb nuts from sitting, how big do they have to be to fit under your ass, hmm and do they actually get numb as in when you touch them you can't feel em,?
 

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Go see your doctor. It's probably no big deal but it's better to see him just in case.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Awakening from myslumber this morning I had this tingly feeling ..
suddenly i realized it was my left nut again going numb....
with very little feeling..

This is getting out of hand... i think i could have hit a nerve or something sleeping... and i cant afford a doctor so thats out of the picture... i fthere are any doctors on this board .. (most likely not) please reply to my post.
 
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