"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HB Stalker comes into my bed in the middlle of the night, Dong Fu Freezout

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Last night I'm sleeping and suddenly I hear someone come into my room. I knew it was a girl, but I was dreaming it was this brazillian girl I've been hanging with. But it wasnt. It was this other girl from Jeruselem who is visiting the island. I slept with her a couple times, but she started getting wierd, so I avoided her. I thought she was going to leave soon, but she extended her trip. :cuss:

She is pretty hot. Almond, smooth skin, long soft brown hair, big tits, and she has the kind of pvssy hair that is really silky soft, and not that much hair. :D

When I realized it's her, I pretended to keep sleeping. I was pissed off, and I really didnt want her there at all, but I was scared to tell her to beat it, because some of these foreign women get all nuts. So I just kept my back to her, all the time thinking about the other brazillian girl.

She keeps, rubbing her pvssy on my hand, and putting my hand between her legs, and rubbing her tits all over me and trying to grab my thing. But I positioned myself so she couldnt really. :crackup:

Now, in any other situation I would have been stoked, but I dont want to mess things up with the other girl. After a long time she finally gave up and left, and said how much will power I had. I almost was going to f her, but I didnt want her to think it's okay to show up univited. ANd I cant lock my house. If the other girl would have been there it would have been bad.

To top it off, she came from a bon fire. So when she left, my bed smelled like smoke, and I had just washed my sheets, and my hands smelled like pvssy, and I sleep with my hand close to my face, so I all I smelled was smokey, pvssy smell. And she left the door open and let in some mosquitos. So I ended up lying there for a couple hours in limbo. :cuss:

Has anyone else ever had a girl do this. I've had stalkers, but this is a little beyond my realm of expertese. I'm kind of concerned that this girl is going to make problems for me, as alot of us go to the same beaches, parties etc. Any other sage dong fu masters want to offer some advice? :nervous:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LOL, the scent of smoked pvssy.

Is the bon fire thing pretty common in Hawaii? Theres a girl that I'm working on who's from there. She said that she loved to go to bon fire.
 

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Aight homie, ima give u the answer that you are searching for, cuz you like people to stroke your ego huh?
I wish i had your problems brotha.
 

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Maxtro said:
LOL, the scent of smoked pvssy.

Is the bon fire thing pretty common in Hawaii? Theres a girl that I'm working on who's from there. She said that she loved to go to bon fire.
Yeah, here most of the fun things to do revolve around the beach. The beaches here are different than the united states. There are alot of beaches where nobody lives close by, so it's cool to make big fires on the beach.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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:rolleyes:

Way to boast.....come on man you're 31, knock it off.
 

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L777 said:
:rolleyes:

Way to boast.....come on man you're 31, knock it off.
I know this post might sound like boasting, but really, that was not the intention. Some of my bros here have had to deal with this kind of situation also, and it was tough for them as well. Think about it. How would you feel if you just met this amazing girl, who you would love to have as a girlfriend. But when she sleeps over at you house, your wondering in the back of your head if this other crazy biatch is going to show up uninvited and make trouble. :cuss:

I am sincerely asking for advice on this situation, from other posters who may have had to deal with this. Because the more you ignore a stalker like this, the more you try to explain that you're not interested, the more interested and determined they become, usually. One of the only solutions I can think of is to act like I cant live without her, and do all kinds of AFC things until she really thinks I'm a joke and moves on. But of course I'm not going to do that.

In my book, suggest keeping all the women that you have slept with in a kind of continuation plan, like a gold member, or platinum plus member of your Dong club. Then you will always have a reserve a poon to call on in times of need. But I dont need this particular customer who has clearly violated the terms of the agreement.. Is there another way, besides a restaining order? :crazy:
 

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This is simple. If she is obviously crazy, then all these type of women will do is **** up your social life, love life, and general happiness. She will try and drive other girls off, manipulate people into hating you, and leech on to you and not leave your side while disrespecting your time, property, and general self respect....and i'm serious. These women are not "women" they are the opposite of what people want to be around in life.

The best way to get rid of devil *****es is to reverse the attraction. Tell her with a serious face you dont want to hurt her feelings but she is not the type of girl you want to be around. Be a man and put your foot down, if you dont want her tell her.

I'm going to go out on a limb here but you may also want to secure the fact that she is crazy to your peeps b/c she could say that you raped her, hit her, emotionally abused her, that you did these things to someone else, ect.

Crazy women are truley are problem that you DONT want to have. If you would rather have a piece of ass over extreme and unfufilling drama..then be my guest.
 

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Dong....your website is down- wassup wit dat? Pay your bills!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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yep said:
This is simple. If she is obviously crazy, then all these type of women will do is **** up your social life, love life, and general happiness. She will try and drive other girls off, manipulate people into hating you, and leech on to you and not leave your side while disrespecting your time, property, and general self respect....and i'm serious. These women are not "women" they are the opposite of what people want to be around in life.

The best way to get rid of devil *****es is to reverse the attraction. Tell her with a serious face you dont want to hurt her feelings but she is not the type of girl you want to be around. Be a man and put your foot down, if you dont want her tell her.

I'm going to go out on a limb here but you may also want to secure the fact that she is crazy to your peeps b/c she could say that you raped her, hit her, emotionally abused her, that you did these things to someone else, ect.




Crazy women are truley are problem that you DONT want to have. If you would rather have a piece of ass over extreme and unfufilling drama..then be my guest.
Good advice, thanks. The light at the end of the tunnel here is that she goes back to her homeland in december. In the meantime I will definately talk with her. But, remember, she is living with friends of mine, and we all hang around alot of the same people here, so this situation is extra touchy. Bottom, line, I am learning that it is better for me to not fvck women who I dont want a relationship with.
 

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Dilberto said:
Dong....your website is down- wassup wit dat? Pay your bills!
Sorry, havent been using the site lately. I have been sending the book to literary agents for review. Getting some positive feedback, so I will likely stop selling it online. I dont have the time. But for the bro's here, the Ebook is free by request.
 

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Dongfu said:
I know this post might sound like boasting, but really, that was not the intention. Some of my bros here have had to deal with this kind of situation also, and it was tough for them as well. Think about it. How would you feel if you just met this amazing girl, who you would love to have as a girlfriend. But when she sleeps over at you house, your wondering in the back of your head if this other crazy biatch is going to show up uninvited and make trouble. :cuss:

I am sincerely asking for advice on this situation, from other posters who may have had to deal with this. Because the more you ignore a stalker like this, the more you try to explain that you're not interested, the more interested and determined they become, usually. One of the only solutions I can think of is to act like I cant live without her, and do all kinds of AFC things until she really thinks I'm a joke and moves on. But of course I'm not going to do that.

In my book, suggest keeping all the women that you have slept with in a kind of continuation plan, like a gold member, or platinum plus member of your Dong club. Then you will always have a reserve a poon to call on in times of need. But I dont need this particular customer who has clearly violated the terms of the agreement.. Is there another way, besides a restaining order? :crazy:
Well I'm younger so you're probably better equipped to deal with it than me, but I had a similar situation not so long ago.

The only thing (and the right thing) to do is tell them straight up, that you don't want to see them anymore. No BS, no games, just man up and tell her.
 
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She wasn't smelling like smoke because of the bonfire - it was because the hor was in-heat and she was looking for you to put the fire out - she probably burned to death in her sleep!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Buy a door for your house? One with a lock . . . ?
 

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She wasn't smelling like smoke because of the bonfire - it was because the hor was in-heat and she was looking for you to put the fire out - she probably burned to death in her sleep!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

My kind of humor :up:
 

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Dongfu, I think you're f***ing awesome
 

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Buy a door for your house? One with a lock . . . ?
Actually I cant do that. Now some of you guys are really gonna laugh at me. I gave up living in my nice 4 bedroom house on the Big Island of Hawaii (the ghetto Island) to move to Kauai (the jewel of hawaii.) After my mom passed away recently, my godmother offered me a free place to live on her land. But the dwellings on her land are like big sophisticated tents, with beds and electricity and stuff. They are actually really cool, but I cant lock it.

I was thinking I could set booby traps and put chicken wire all around my tent to catch HB intruders. Only I would know the safe way to pass, and all the stalker types will be stuck around the peremeter, arguing over who fvcked me first :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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I know what you're talking about. A girl my buddy f*cked when he was hammered turned completely psycho and won't leave him alone. She got into his house by climbing through an unlocked window above his sink and hopped in bed with him. He slept through the whole thing and didn't notice she was there until he woke up...by which time she was asleep so he took off.
Another time she came over to his house demanding to see him and his roommate answered the door. He had told his roommate to tell her that he wasn't home. The roommate told her that but she didn't believe it and demanded to search each and every room. The roommate let her in and my buddy actually hid in a crawl space in the attic while she searched through the house.
He's being a giant p*ssy about the whole thing and I told him as much, but he's not a confrontational guy and refuses to tell her to leave him the hell alone. I offered to tell her for him but he doesn't want me to. What'reugonnado...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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