"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jaxon said:
I know what you're talking about. A girl my buddy f*cked when he was hammered turned completely psycho and won't leave him alone. She got into his house by climbing through an unlocked window above his sink and hopped in bed with him. He slept through the whole thing and didn't notice she was there until he woke up...by which time she was asleep so he took off.
Another time she came over to his house demanding to see him and his roommate answered the door. He had told his roommate to tell her that he wasn't home. The roommate told her that but she didn't believe it and demanded to search each and every room. The roommate let her in and my buddy actually hid in a crawl space in the attic while she searched through the house.
He's being a giant p*ssy about the whole thing and I told him as much, but he's not a confrontational guy and refuses to tell her to leave him the hell alone. I offered to tell her for him but he doesn't want me to. What'reugonnado...
This is actually funnier than my story. But I'll admit that I hid behind some people the other day at the beach when I noticed her walking by. I can difinately be confrontational, but I really dont want to deal with this chick at the moment. I'm having way to much fun with this brazillian girl.

I've been taking her surfing the last few days. We both go on one longboard, with her in the front, with her brazillian ass in her little bakini, right in my face while we paddle around. I lay there looking at her pvssy from three inches away. Sometimes I stick my tongue out real close to her p-lips, but she almost caught me doing it when she looked back. I dont want want to blow it, cause I havent closed the deal yet. I'm taking my time, because this girl is amazing, and I'm treating this a little more seriously.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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