"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What is that thing? Heshe or shemale? People look even more ****ed up by the day.
 

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^Transvestite. A male who lives as a man but likes to sometimes dress like a woman ie a dude that likes to do drag. When I first saw him, I thought it was a legit bearded lady that youd see a long time ago in sideshows.

Its kind of to be expected that a person like that dude can win an international competition. The world is changing. Plus Im sure the EU is trying to troll Russia given their intolerance of non-hetero folk.

Oh wells. Show business be trollin' lolz
 

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Jaylan said:
Plus Im sure the EU is trying to troll Russia given their intolerance of non-hetero folk.
Seems like a great strategy. While Europe is "trolling" Russia with f@ggots, Russia is taking over Europe one country at a time!
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Seems like a great strategy. While Europe is "trolling" Russia with f@ggots, Russia is taking over Europe one country at a time!
Well said.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Jaylan said:
The world is changing. Plus Im sure the EU is trying to troll Russia given their intolerance of non-hetero folk.
" Intolerance" :rolleyes: Ease up there little miss drama queen. Russian People decided not to celebrate the gloriousness of faggotry and other assorted deviant behaviour/lifestyle around their children. Not the end of the world. Basically told the faggots to take it back to the bedroom as they once were a few decades ago.

And what is with you sh!tlibs always joining in on the cathedral chorus of the "big bad Russia" groupthink? Compared to the 38 African countries which have made homosexuality illegal (of which we never hear a peep from the pantpissing leftards btw) Russia is still basically heaven for donut punchers and all their ilk.
 

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That's Ms Austria setting the trend. That thing does not qualify as tranny nor shemale, it has a beard, it's actually called a gender fvck.



Ahm, I don't know how one could wave his country's flag in the face of this, nor I understand this whole homo movement. If you like red heads to do long and slow bj, you don't go to a parade and advertise your sexual preference, why those weirdos have to tell everyone they like it in the ass. Man, Freddy Mercury was gay, and he never once made a point about it, and all love him to this day.
 

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lol, talk about obsessed. Theres really no reason to give a fvk about this dude. *shrug* live and let live is what I say. If someone happily living life doesnt interfere with me or others, I dont care. If you dont like this dude, just ignore him OP. You dont have to watch his videos, look at his pics or pay attention to him.

This is exactly what I do, and its why I remain ignorant of a lot of what is going on in American pop culture. I just choose not to pay attention to Hollywood type stuff.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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^Pffft this coming from the peanut who makes it "his" mission to remind us all how evil those straight white males are (extra points if they're Christian). Your phoney nonchalance and "live and let live" attitude is noted.
:crackup: t!ts is back in full force.

I don't know what I saw in the OP. I'm just going to pretend that never happened
 

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So where are all the beard supporters? Thought beards made everything better!

- comic_relief
 

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Right.

I am all for live and let live but there is and has been a concerted agenda here.

Welcome back btw
A confused person, is a fearful person. A fearful person is easy to control. Not sure why they want to.

The intention is to blurr the gender roles, so the males are confused and fvcked up.

This is how they are doing. Why? No idea.

edit Oh, maybe this is why.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=2150038#post2150038


"Man, I don't know about you, but I am concerned with the direction society is heading. More and more people have stopped living life in favor of watching it! How ridiculous is this? Reality TV has become more popular than reality! What is going on here? Is life now a spectator sport? Damn, no wonder people are scared shytless of being social. It has become uncharted territory for them. But hey, put them in a room with a TV or a Playstation and they are fukking pros at that!

The distraction doesn't stop there, either. Oh no my friend. The media machine is just getting started actually. I mean they have to get disgustingly rich, right? So they wage these billion-dollar campaigns against us with their glossy false promises. Read between those lines and you get the following message:

"Keep searching for happiness outside yourself because once you become fulfilled, you are no longer profitable to our corporate agenda"
"
 

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The why is easy to comprehend. It has to do with limited natural resources, time, and speed of technology development. Fine though, go ahead and comprehend it, agree with it, but it all comes down to you, your family, your desire to have family, and your desire for your children to grow normal. They, the puppet masters, are immune from the sh1t they unleash to ghetto. You live in ghetto, whether you in Europe or America. Middle class, even upper class, all of it ghetto. So you may like the d1ck that is pushed down your throat, but in the end, you know what it means.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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