"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HB rate paris hilton

How that is this prison hoe really is?

  • HB 7 to 7.5

    Votes: 18 42.9%
  • HB 7.5 to 8

    Votes: 8 19.0%
  • HB 8 to 8.5

    Votes: 7 16.7%
  • HB 8.5 to HB 9

    Votes: 9 21.4%

  • Total voters
    42

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SamePendo

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I don't think many people will answer your poll. The 5 minus option is not available. Sure most would fvck her, but, more than average? I can go out to the street any given day, any given hour, and 10 women I see in 10 minutes, are hotter, potentially and in present time.

Plus, I don't get celebrity oooing. If you want to watch a hot chick just watch porn, I don't get it.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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KillaPetehog said:
Her personality is what makes her useless....

...But the thing is, Paris isn't really that pretty either...
My sentiments exactly.
 

ValleyDJing

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No ass, no boobs, no thighs...hb5. I have hotter girls in literally everyone of my classes.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Not only is she below average in looks, wasn't she a corpse in that porn video? I guess money can't buy class or good moves in bed.
 

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She's a UG in my opinion, she looks like big bird, and her personality is the worst i've ever seen in my life.
 

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:crackup:
So, just how done up was that picture?
- Not at all
- Just a little
- A Lot
- EXCESSIVELY
- INSANELY
- OMFG. (<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<)


Case resolved!
 

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Err I'd say a 6 at very best. She's not got a particularly nice body, not particularly pretty, and you can tell that she's probably the s.hittiest person to hang out with.
 

Sir Juanalot

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What is she?

She is a pointless vacuous waste of oxygen. I wouldnt touch her with a dirty stick.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Giovanni Casanova

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superchill89 said:
ok paris hilton is a dog
i'd give her a 4
That's why she carries around that little dog everywhere she goes. It's like she saying, "Come on, you'd rather f*ck me than this DOG, right? Right?"

And the guys are all like, "Hold on a damn minute, woman! I'm THINKING!"
 

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I would vote her something like a 6.

I think her sister is prettier. But she doesn't create any buzz (as opposed to paris).

I dont like the chick, but for all the people who think Paris Hilton got no brains, you're wrong, she's doing all the crap she's doing to create buzz around her person. She does things, that make people want to ***** about her and has become one of the best known persons in the western world. Most people don't like her (or hate her), but she cashes in on her mindshare...
 

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Go getta

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^^paris looks like a 12 year old boy.

she gets a big fat 0 in my book.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Giovanni Casanova

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djSlvt said:
I'm not a catholic, I don't shy away from women that look like a 12 year old boeiy.
Neither do Catholics.
 

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Paris has a jaw that looks like it could really take a punch.

It sort of makes me want to test that theory.

I mean, it's like Jay Leno's chin; I bet you that thing could really take a punch.

Don't you ever just want to see? Some people just look, so, punchable! It's just sooo tempting!

"Excuse me, Ms. Hilton, but, I'd really like to punch you, right about here, on your jaw. Could I once?"

It would be far better than having sex with her.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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