"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HB rate paris hilton

How that is this prison hoe really is?

  • HB 7 to 7.5

    Votes: 18 42.9%
  • HB 7.5 to 8

    Votes: 8 19.0%
  • HB 8 to 8.5

    Votes: 7 16.7%
  • HB 8.5 to HB 9

    Votes: 9 21.4%

  • Total voters
    42

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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SamePendo

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I don't think many people will answer your poll. The 5 minus option is not available. Sure most would fvck her, but, more than average? I can go out to the street any given day, any given hour, and 10 women I see in 10 minutes, are hotter, potentially and in present time.

Plus, I don't get celebrity oooing. If you want to watch a hot chick just watch porn, I don't get it.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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KillaPetehog said:
Her personality is what makes her useless....

...But the thing is, Paris isn't really that pretty either...
My sentiments exactly.
 

ValleyDJing

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No ass, no boobs, no thighs...hb5. I have hotter girls in literally everyone of my classes.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Not only is she below average in looks, wasn't she a corpse in that porn video? I guess money can't buy class or good moves in bed.
 

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She's a UG in my opinion, she looks like big bird, and her personality is the worst i've ever seen in my life.
 

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:crackup:
So, just how done up was that picture?
- Not at all
- Just a little
- A Lot
- EXCESSIVELY
- INSANELY
- OMFG. (<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<)


Case resolved!
 

L777

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Err I'd say a 6 at very best. She's not got a particularly nice body, not particularly pretty, and you can tell that she's probably the s.hittiest person to hang out with.
 

Sir Juanalot

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What is she?

She is a pointless vacuous waste of oxygen. I wouldnt touch her with a dirty stick.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Giovanni Casanova

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superchill89 said:
ok paris hilton is a dog
i'd give her a 4
That's why she carries around that little dog everywhere she goes. It's like she saying, "Come on, you'd rather f*ck me than this DOG, right? Right?"

And the guys are all like, "Hold on a damn minute, woman! I'm THINKING!"
 

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I would vote her something like a 6.

I think her sister is prettier. But she doesn't create any buzz (as opposed to paris).

I dont like the chick, but for all the people who think Paris Hilton got no brains, you're wrong, she's doing all the crap she's doing to create buzz around her person. She does things, that make people want to ***** about her and has become one of the best known persons in the western world. Most people don't like her (or hate her), but she cashes in on her mindshare...
 

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Go getta

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^^paris looks like a 12 year old boy.

she gets a big fat 0 in my book.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Giovanni Casanova

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djSlvt said:
I'm not a catholic, I don't shy away from women that look like a 12 year old boeiy.
Neither do Catholics.
 

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Paris has a jaw that looks like it could really take a punch.

It sort of makes me want to test that theory.

I mean, it's like Jay Leno's chin; I bet you that thing could really take a punch.

Don't you ever just want to see? Some people just look, so, punchable! It's just sooo tempting!

"Excuse me, Ms. Hilton, but, I'd really like to punch you, right about here, on your jaw. Could I once?"

It would be far better than having sex with her.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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